What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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