- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

whats 69+2? 71

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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