How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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