A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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