- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Bradon Cheey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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