What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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so how about that irline food

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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