What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Poop

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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