How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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So does Blake

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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