What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why so serious ?

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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