Cancer

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Your all fags

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The jets are a good team..

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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pauls tuck

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Winter

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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Anti Joke

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