What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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