whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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What did one barstool say to the other? Nothing, inanimate objects cannot talk.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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8===========D O:

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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The Aristocrats

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Blarg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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