- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

whats worse than school? Summer school

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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