what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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thumbs up!

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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