Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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A jew went to Germany.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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