How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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Women's rights

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Anti Joke

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