What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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