What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Illumati Confirmed

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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