- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

what did the black women name her child jamaal

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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