Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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every cloud has a silver lining

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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Abortion.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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