- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

Robert Palmer: Doctor, Doctor! have you heard the news? Doctor: Yes.

What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

If olive oil is made from olives and vegetable oil from vegetables, what is baby oil made of? Mineral Oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Acetate, Fragrance.

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what do you call a cow? A cow

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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