Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Knock knock Who's there The mailman The mailman who? You are so dumb.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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KOOKABURRA

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Opinions are like assholes... ...they're both nouns.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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