Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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Anti Joke

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