How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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BIG MAC'S

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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What happens when you breed a Siberian Tiger with a California Condor? Nothing. The tiger does eat the condor though and you are found out by a neighbor and charged with animal neglect, animal cruelty, and possession of two endangered species. You are fined $100,000 and go to jail for 5 years during which you are sodomized.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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