How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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What's just not right? Left

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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