What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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