- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Female Athletics

1 + 1 = 3

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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