Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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Joke

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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how do you make a cow float Give it 10000 balloons

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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