How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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That's not what she said.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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BOOBALANBOO

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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KEVIN HART

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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your all shit at jokes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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