A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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