What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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american government

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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I walk into a bar...

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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