- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

minorities

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Microwave

american government

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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