why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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youre gay

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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