What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

thumb_up thumb_down -13

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

thumb_up thumb_down

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the black men.

thumb_up thumb_down -109

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops