Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

you just lost the game!

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

Your life That's the joke

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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