Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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