What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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