- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

There's a car about to hit me.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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