A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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PEANIS!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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