A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Test

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2 + 2 = 4

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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A man is so drunk that the alcohol has a biphasic effect on the body, meaning that its effects change over time. Initially, alcohol typically produces feelings of relaxation and cheerfulness. Increased consumption, however, can lead to dehydration, coordination problems, blurred vision, and a great number of health, medical, and social issues and other drinking problems caused by alcoholism. As articulated above, excessive alcohol consumption can lead to drunkenness. One of the short term effects of intoxication is the lowering of an individual's inhibitions. As a consequence, when people are intoxicated they frequently do things they normally would not do while sober, often ignoring legal, ethical, social, and moral or religious norms. While blurred vision, slurred speech, dehydration, and coordination can be labeled as "alcohol short term effects," other health problems such as alcohol related heart disease, liver disease, and cancer, on the other hand, can be labeled as long term effects of alcohol abuse and alcoholism. This, however brief, is an overview of the effects of alcohol. What remains to be discussed, however, is what Paul Harvey calls "the rest of the story." Essentially, "the rest of the story" is a more detailed analysis of how excessive alcohol affects an individual's life and the lives of those around him or her when the person becomes an alcoholic and suffers from alcoholism. Perhaps the most logical way to discuss this complex topic is to focus first on the classic alcoholic behaviors and effects of alcohol in the four states of alcoholism; then examine some of the "social effects" of alcohol and alcoholism and finally, discuss the medical conditions, health issues, and drinking problems that are caused directly or indirectly by alcoholism.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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