planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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hi

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Ass

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Obama-Care

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