How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Hummer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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tom pauling

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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