Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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That's unfortunate.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Left. That one direction...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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