A baby seal walks into a club...

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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