Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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Thumbs down this! Please, i wanna see how many thumbs down this can get!!!

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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