im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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360 NO SCOPE

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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