Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure and drugs.

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god walks into a bar orders a beer and then remembers he's not real

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies. One is used in the sport of bowling, and the other is just a tragic, very saddening sight to see.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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