You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

thumb_up thumb_down +6

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

thumb_up thumb_down +10

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

thumb_up thumb_down -40

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops