What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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How do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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