- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Irish sobriety

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

knock knock who's there aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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