- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Women's Rights.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

hi. thats what she said.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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