What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Roses are red, yup.

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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