guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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how much fish could a chicken

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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