A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Your mom is so fat that when she steps on the scale, it displays a very large number.

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What do you call a blond in a library? A girl that likes to read.

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nothing

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Anti Joke

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