- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

I can't see my forehead

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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