Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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S.O.P.A

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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