What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Womens' rights.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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the holocaust

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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