Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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im a willy bum bum

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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yes... that's the joke

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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