Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Andy Carrol

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Women's Rights.

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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Double-whammy

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