Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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