- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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