Irish sobriety

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

KSI

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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