- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

where are you?

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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