Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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The WNBA

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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