What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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The Princess is in another castle

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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