Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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brandon ya twwat

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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