That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Why can't jokes spit?

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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