It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your carmel apple, which costs about 35 cents more on average.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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women's lacrosse.

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