Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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13 =B you just learned something

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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