A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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I would rape her

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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