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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Do the roar!

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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