A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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