Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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baby seal walks into a club

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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H o m o comes out as homo

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Apple.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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