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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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