- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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