- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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A shark ate your mom

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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