- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

i have two hands.

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What'sucks and white Jackson

What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Gale swallows.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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