What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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