A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Top Gear USA

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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A: Knock knock! B: Come in.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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