why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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Your're racist.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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