What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Barack Obama

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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the cow goes moo

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A black man in a country bar.

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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