What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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