- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

YO FACE

A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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