What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? Invisible carrots.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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