Dallas Cowboys

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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