Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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