whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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