Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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You just won the game...

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Jews

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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