Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Jews

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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