Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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*you're

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Your Mom.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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