if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Weed.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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civil rights

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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