- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What walks on it's hands My uncle

Golf.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Jake. Walsh.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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