What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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PENIS

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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who farted i did :]

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Women's Rights.

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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