Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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