whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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