- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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