whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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