What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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marshal sterio had sex

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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