What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Women's rights.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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