Whats an Anti Joke

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Adele walks into the stables

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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.....Carrot Top....

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Massie is a fatass

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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