You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Vagina cream... end of story

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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