What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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Im black

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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Turtles

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rocky is here again.......................

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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