Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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