Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

I was so fat I went on a diet

Im gay What about you

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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