Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Women's Rights

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Anti Joke

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