What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Dead babies.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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