How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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I? Everett

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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nice tits.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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