- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

i eat poop

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

I'm Spartacus

My spelling is horrible

Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

women's rights

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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