What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Women's Rights

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Cows are land manatees.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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