Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Women rights..

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

thumb_up thumb_down -24

hi anti joke

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

fjdkhg

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops