Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Hi

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A black person in the NHL

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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knock knock who's there? faith

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Anti Joke

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