- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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