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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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