Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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