What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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Davey Peterson.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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