In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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stop it ryan vallee

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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This is a joke.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Anti jokes.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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