A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Why the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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