I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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Society.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and white baby? I raped the black baby

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