- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Women have the right to vote.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A seal walks into a club.

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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