Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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call of duty world at war

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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