what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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I dont have a girlfriend

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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