How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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