German sausage is the wurst

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Jasper sucks.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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two fish are in a tank.

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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No.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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