You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I am colorblind, How about you?

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

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