What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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mark lawson likes boys

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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