- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Your Mom

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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