What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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im a selling a car

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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