Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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