Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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I have a gay camel

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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a potato flew around my room

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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come along children

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