Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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Vagina-Boob

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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minecraft

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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