This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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hey bill!

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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