Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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Justin Beiber

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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