What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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