What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Anti Joke

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