Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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