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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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what do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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