I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

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bacon

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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