Yo momma so fat she went on the Subway diet and is now exercising regularly to lose weight.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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why did the man drop his ice-cream cone? He had no fingers, he lost them in Vietnam while he was protecting our country

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Do you know what I'd want to be if I wasn't white? Dead.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the christian says "if you don't believe in god you will go to hell." the atheist replies "if there was a benevolent supreme being, logic dictates that there would be proof of his existence other than a 2,000 year old book." they agree to set aside their petty differences and get on with their lives.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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