How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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A black man in a country bar.

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