Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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canaan and mallory

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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