why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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