Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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womens rights

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

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your mom died.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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