Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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