what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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