What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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