What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Penis.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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the WNBA

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