What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

asparagus

The 19th Amendment

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Ryan Chang is funny.

your a towel.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Gadaffi

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

ballsack

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

Alt F4

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Woman's Rights.

69

Barack Obama

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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