Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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try slamming a revolving door

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My mom.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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