Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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