two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Poopsack Jones

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Hello

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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Hi what I lug you

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Bob fell off his roof.

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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