what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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