Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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Well educated black man.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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