Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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I'm Halarious.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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