ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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360 NO SCOPE

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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