What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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bum sex lol

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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I <3 Hitler

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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hey

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Jews for Jesus

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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