What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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David Silberberg is gay

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Anti Joke

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