What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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Yes

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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