what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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