Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A piolet you racist!

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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Why are people racist? Thats a good question

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What's blue? The sky.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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