Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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hey justin

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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What's one plus one? two.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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