- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Badabing.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.