What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Dick Chaney

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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