What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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A white guy, a black guy, and a chinese man all walk in to a magic shop, at different times in the day to buy different products.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Anti Joke

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