What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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this is not a drill.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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