A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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why are balck people black because they are

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Penis

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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im black

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were going for a walk. They spotted some tracks, and stopped to inspect them. "Those are train tracks." The blonde noted. They agreed, looked both ways, then crossed safely over it.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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