How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Pianos.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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