- Anti Joke

a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

So there's this boy who really love clowns. His room is adorned with circus and clown posters and his one dream is to go to a circus and see a clown. One day he sees an ad in the newspaper for a circus that was headed toward his town. He begged and pleaded to his parents to let him go, and when they finally agreed he was ecstatic. The boy was in awe of all the things that the circus held, elephants, lions, tightrope walkers and trapeze artists, but there was nothing he was more excited for then the main show with the clowns. He took a seat and out came the clown on a unicycle. The boy was having the time of his life, when the clown suddenly called for someone from the audience. The boy immediately ran to the center of the stage. The clown asked the boy "Are you a horse's head?" then held the mic to the boy. "No," he replied. "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" The crowd erupted in laughter and the boy was mortified. He ran out of the circus tent and vowed never to return. He grew up with a hatred for clowns and even had to see multiple therapists. 30 years passed and the boy was now a man. The man looked in his morning paper, only to see that a circus was in town. He decided he would visit one last time. There it was, the elephants and tightrope walkers. And then he saw it, the same clown from 30 years ago in the same show. He walked up and the clown asked the same questions. "Are you a horse's head?" "No." "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" Then man the took the microphone from the clown and said, "Screw you clown."

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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