What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Jake. Walsh.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of 21st Century? It isn't, its a cult.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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