How did the mexican get into the United States of America? Legally.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were on the Moon? Nothing he's dead.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What did I do last night?work

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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