your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Don't think of granny porn

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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