A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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Penis

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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LIKE THIS!

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Knock knock It's open

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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