A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Yes.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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