Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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I am a women

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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