cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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