How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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Q: What's grey and looks good on policemen? A: A stylish grey hat.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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i like tits

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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