What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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