why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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Women's Rights

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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White men's rights

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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