knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Obama 2012

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Did you hear about the Blonde who jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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69

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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