A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Anti Joke

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