class is canceled. My professor died.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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hiya

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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Penis.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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kk

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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