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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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