Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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