three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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