Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Yah? Well your a ********

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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1+1=2

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Your gay

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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