- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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roses are red, violets are violet

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What's red, blue & green all over?

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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