What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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Why is there no Aspirin in the rain forest? Because it wouldn't be financially viable to try and sell pharmaceuticals in the vastly unpopulated rain forest.

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Proof reading

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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that wall over there ->

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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