- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What's the difference between a duck?

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Life is an elephant, get married.

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Apple juice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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