a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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Yo mama's fat.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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Women's Rights.

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