Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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I have a horse.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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