why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Barack Obama.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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how did the man die he didnt

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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