when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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DEATH.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common ? They are sports , except the Holocaust .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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