Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Penis

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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