Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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