CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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Dubstep < Music

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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69 :)

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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