What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Winking at old people

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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