I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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You have cancer

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: Doesn't matter, got hit by car.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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