- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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