Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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Hey, the eighties called, they were really excited about inventing a phone that could call the future.

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Anti Joke

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