What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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