- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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