Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Women can vote? WTF

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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