How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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Knock knock come in.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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knock knock Goodbye

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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