whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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This is a joke.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Sarah Palin is President

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Women's rights.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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