A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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