Title IX

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Men, get on the boat.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

Why is this joke funny It isn't

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

space is fun

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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