Q. What is the answer to life? A. 34

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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How do you kill a Jew? Shoot him in the head.

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What was Anne Frank's favorite hiding spot? She only had one, so she was unable to pick a favorite.

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Thumbs down this! Please, i wanna see how many thumbs down this can get!!!

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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: Doesn't matter, got hit by car.

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What do you call a black man who kills jews? a serial killer

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Poo LOL

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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Why didn't JFK Jr. shower before the plane flight? He was in a hurry.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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what did the catholic priest say to the boy?

god be with you.

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Why is this site so stupid? It's no, its the best site ever

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Why are black people afraid of white people? Over two hundred years of oppression.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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Whats worse than a fly in your soup? The Holocaust.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Anti Joke

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