A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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This is an anti-joke.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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