What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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What's clear and wet? water

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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say cheese

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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