Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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top kek

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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