Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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bitches be crafty.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

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