Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Who has downs this joke

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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