Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Y u do dis?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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One, two, three, four and five

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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