What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Iggy Azalea

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Why did the deaf man take his parrot to work? He was weird.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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