What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Women's rights.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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69.... is a number

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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guess what what ...

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Anti Joke

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