Caroline Kelly.

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stop it ryan vallee

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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Guy walks into a bar and half his head is an orange. Barman: What can i get.. holy shit half your head is an orange!! How did that happen?? Guy: Magic Lamp, rubbed it, three wishes etc etc. Barman: What in the bejesus were your three wishes, half your head is an orange. Guy: First Wish – I wished for every woman in the world to love me. Barman: Right, that is ok. What was your second wish? Guy: Second Wish – I wished that I was a billionaire. Barman: What in the hell was your third wish half your head is a frickin orange? Guy: It was a silly wish. I dot wanna say: Barman: Go on tell me, I’ll give you a drink. Guy: OK well for my third wish I wished that half my head was an orange.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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Refrigerator

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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