Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Hello Braydon

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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