Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Miscarriages.

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A man walks into a pole.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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