Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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