Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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i was molested.

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Anti Joke

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