Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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V I T A M I N C !

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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