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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Libraries.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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