Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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a seal walks into a club.

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The Olympics

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Anti Joke

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