Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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Hey Caleb.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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kkk

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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turns out hitler was right... the jews are the cause of the problems in the world

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