Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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LOL May Wong

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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