Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Why did the book disappear?

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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