What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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