What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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Women's Rights

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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