*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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Womens Sports

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Black people

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Anti Joke

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