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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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