A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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