Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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Drew Knowles is gay

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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