Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Anti Joke

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