Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Chuck Norris died.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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