"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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This is not a good joke.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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I'm hungry.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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