What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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refridgrator

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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