What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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redtube

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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