Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Women's rights.

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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