- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

pizzano is a tool.

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