what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Friends are a lot like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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Person 1: Did you hear the one about the guy who drank vinegar? Person 2: No Person 1: Oh

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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leon harney ya pikey

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What's the difference between a mexican and a bench A bench can support a family

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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lol

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8===========D O:

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing jews dont celebrate christmas.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Nippies

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Seven

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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