Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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Do you believe this will change?

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