In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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penis

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Joe Biden

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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