yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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a man is running away

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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