What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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Guest what? Dog

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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