if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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who smells? •Liam

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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A joke

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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