"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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BOOBALANBOO

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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