Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Poop...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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