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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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