Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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