What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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My nipple is bleeding

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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