Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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A black guy with his family.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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