What's a good joke? Not this one.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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