A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? It dies.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Dani barton= lovely

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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