Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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I went to the store and I fell

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Neil Lewis

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Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Obama

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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Bad grammers.

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, it's really nice.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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