What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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why did the chicken cross the street? ... ... ... oh... come on, ask why!

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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