Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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Oh, go away

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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