Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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oh hiya come in

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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