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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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