That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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