Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Anne Frank.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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A black person dies.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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