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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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