- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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