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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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