- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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