- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Why did the man die? He was old.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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