What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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