Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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Girls

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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