- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

My spelling is horrible

Roses are red, violets are purple.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

The 19th Amendment

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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