Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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