Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Your mom.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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what happen when you put 2 black persons on a blender You ask your self.. will it blend?

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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lewis bedford

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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