What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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hi

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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want a balloon? yeah

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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I have a really funny joke.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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