What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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PEANIS!

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation can be known as fishing for compliments or reassurance of your value as a human being. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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Potassium? K.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Paul Dylan King!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Anti Joke

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