A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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hi

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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