What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Black Veil Brides.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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Poop

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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