What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Jason Connor.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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