Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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who farted i did :]

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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