What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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A whole 'nother.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.” The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?” The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.”

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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