Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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