What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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