- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

I like hats XD!

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

Moo! I'm a goat!

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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