You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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the WNBA

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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