A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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