Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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