why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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Y2K

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Women's rights.

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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Two parrots were sitting on a perch. The older one turned to the younger one and said "do you smell fish?" The younger one paused for a bit, and replied "do you smell fish?" Their owner had been talking about fish.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Your mom is so hot your daddy married her and they lived happily ever after

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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