Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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