Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Bad grammers.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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