roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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A man walks into a bar

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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