A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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WHAT????

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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eh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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A lot eh?

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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