How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I said I hate niiggers

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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