Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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beiber i straight

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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