heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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why did the chicken cross the street? ... ... ... oh... come on, ask why!

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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