Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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