Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

what did one computer say to the other .........

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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