Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Hello world

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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