Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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