Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

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