Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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In Soviet Russia, joke tells YOU! ...because that is the syntax of the language.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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