How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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