How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Popsicles

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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