What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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69

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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69

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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i like pie

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I'm not here.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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I work at jcpenny

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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