What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? Nothing.She died on Thanksgiving day.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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I'm hungry.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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