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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Do you know what I'd want to be if I wasn't white? Dead.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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