why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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My sister has to take a dump

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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