Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruising at about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, the cops were waiting. He was found guilty in court and forced to pay the blonde a settlement of $250, 000.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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