- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common ? They are sports , except the Holocaust .

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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