What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your carmel apple, which costs about 35 cents more on average.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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