Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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I woke up today

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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So does Blake

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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