what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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womens rights.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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