women have rights

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Badabing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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