A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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