What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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