Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Why? Because racecar.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Lol, thats sweet, you making me nervous in a good way now. No, the thing is that I need to use this crap every morning, yeah, but its late here now, and since I was born with this condition, remembering is far easier than forgetting, and while the bleeding has stopped now, I was never in any pain whatsoever, and the bleeding would have stopped eventually because of you know... Coagulation? But, if I lets say spend a week without my meds, things would look pretty ugly. I get the meds for cheap, by my new doctor since the old one was a bitch... Excuse me, can we take five minutes? I know I said I would return last time and did not, but I will, I am just a bit... Well, I need a bit more blood in my body right now, I am fine, no danger... If I where I would not be chatting here, but getting my ass of to the doc.

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What is life? Paul.

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