When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Gay's rights

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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Laugh.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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