What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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An englishman, Irishman and scottishman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Irishman and englishman both jump off the cliff. The scottishman says "oh,shit".

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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david weres the slug gone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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