So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Caitlyn.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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