chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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WNBA

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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