- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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