Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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