Vagina-Boob

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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