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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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Beka has AIDS

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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