How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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NASCAR

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Unflushed Shit...

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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womens rights!

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