Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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