Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Women.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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