What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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I'm Spartacus

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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A man makes a sandwich.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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