Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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she wasn't 18

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Dick spice

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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