Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Anti Joke

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