three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why is Justin Bieber better than Freddie Mercury? Freddie Mercury is dead. Justin Bieber is still alive. Also Freddie Mercury is ugly and Justin is hot.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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