Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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so how about that irline food

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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