Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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