- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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