What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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anne hatthaway

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Hey Caleb.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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Anti Joke

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