What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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