What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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How are you? Yes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens are very absent-minded creatures. the chances are the chicken saw some form of bug or other edible life form from across the road and decided to venture over in that direction. if the road was not there, the chicken would most likely have still crossed that same expanse of ground, regardless of potential consequences.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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