Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Nickelback

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Anti Joke

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