What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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a black man pays his child support

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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