What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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What do old people really like? Sex.

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Two arabs fly into a bar.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms? Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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