What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Well this is pointless.....

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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