What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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feminism

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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Anti Joke

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