sorry son your nanas been put down

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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