What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and it's tearing his family apart

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Niki Minaj's ass

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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