"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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johann grayson being liked

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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John Cena

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Pain Olympics.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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