- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

What's black and blue and red all over Sex

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

what time is it? 3:16

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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