What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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knock,knock you suck

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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sdfrgtyuki

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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How do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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Punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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