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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Mullets

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Bob Saget

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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