A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. The bartender says "Rough day, eh?" The man says "Yes, very rough." He then goes home and hangs himself.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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what happens every day? People die

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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what do you get when you stick a pair of scissors in a four year old? an erection.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with Macaulay Culkin? Because he's dead.

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Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? Depends.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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