What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Jaden McMichael

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What is cold? Winter

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Two nuns walk into a bar. There is a monkey between them, that they are both holding hands with. The bartender looks to them, and says "Hello sisters, I am sorry, but we do not allow wild animals into the bar. He's gonna have to wait outside," to which one of the nuns responds, "Oh, do not worry, this is no monkey, this is one of our sisters." The bartender is very confused. He chuckles, and says "Alright, well then your sister is going to have to wait outside." The sisters look at each other confusedly, but take the monkey outside, put it on a leash, and tie it to a pole. They proceed back inside, have a few drinks, and leave. The next night, the bar is a little more crowded. The bartender looks up and sees the two nuns entering. He checks to make sure there is no monkey with them, and there is not, so he goes back to serving drinks. A few minutes later, the two nuns are at the front of the bar ready to order drinks. The bartender smiles at them, "No monkey this time?" he asks. "Not tonight," says one of the nuns. "Alright," says the bartender, "what can I get you?" "I'll take a double bourbon," says one of the nuns. "I'll have a gin and tonic, and she'll have the same" says the other nun, motioning to a rhinoceros on her left. "What the fuck!!" yells the bartender. "How did you get this inside?! Where did you even get a rhinoceros?" He realizes these questions are unimportant, and runs to call animal control. By the time he turns around, however, the rhinoceros is gone. He goes to talk to the bouncer. "Dude, why do you keep letting in wild animals?" asks the bartender. "The hell are you talking about?" asks the bouncer. "Last night, two nuns walked in with a monkey, and tonight they somehow got a rhino past you. You didn't see that??" the bartender snaps. "Three nuns came in last night, and three came in tonight. No monkey, no rhino," the bouncer tells him. Meanwhile, as they walked home to the convent, one of the nuns says "Man, I haven't been drunk in weeks." One of the other nuns turns to her and says, "Well, maybe you should stop turning into an animal every time we get into a bar."

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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