What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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