What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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Chuck Norris

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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