- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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