A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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What break when you talk?

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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what has genitial warts? me

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the sahara dessert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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