Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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RUN

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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