-knock knock! -doors open

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Internet Explorer

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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