why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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