One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Hi

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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mark is mark

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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