- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

my namew is jd

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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