A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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