pizzano is a tool.

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69

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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