Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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Kah-________-

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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