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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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