a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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