A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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