- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

ME NAME IS JEFF

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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