Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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I LIKE TRAINS

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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