What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What's black and hangs from a tree in my yard? A tire, and it also happens to be a swing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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oh hai

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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A women president

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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