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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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