Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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F? No k

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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brett is a dick

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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