Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Religion

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