What did the African say when he had diarrhea? "I wish I had access to clean water and basic amenities."

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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hit the thumbs down button

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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