a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Nathan Gooderson.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why did the girl cross the road ? Because i was following her.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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