Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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Women's sports.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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