What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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You're a frog

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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