Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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gay marriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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