roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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What is brown and sticky?

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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