- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It sure is hot in here". The other muffin says, "Yeah like 350, 375".

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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