what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Nicolas Cage

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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NEVER

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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