Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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