I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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weiner? balls

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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