- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

We are lawyers

I shot a bitch.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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