whats 2+2? 4

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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what's white and sticky semen

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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