joe diragi whacks off his dog

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Water, please.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It sure is hot in here". The other muffin says, "Yeah like 350, 375".

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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knock knock go away ok

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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