There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Woman Rights

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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