Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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