Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

hi hi strager danger

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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