?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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The cream, it is coming

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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You are Nerochan right?

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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