man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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Q. What did Tarzan Say when he met Jane? A. Tarzan Being raised by apes and not learning English would have no knowledge of the language and would probably hoot and screech like his fellow ape brothers

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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