How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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i like boobs haha ha hahaha

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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