what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Hello.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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