Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Are you a human?

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Why did the book disappear?

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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