Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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