how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Anti Joke

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