What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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