Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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hashtags suck balls

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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I like hats XD!

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