- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

Obama

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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