If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Miscarriages.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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whats black? the colour

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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