Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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I love you

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

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