What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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What time is it? 10:58

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9/11

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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A dyslexic blind man

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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