- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

roses are red, violets are violet

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Womens Rights

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

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