- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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