What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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8============D PEN1S

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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Anti Joke

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