What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Joe Biden

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Patient- Doctor, I am feel intense feeling for 15 year old pop singers!!! Doctor- Oh, sound like youve got Beiber Fever. Patient- Whew. I thought it was something serious Doctor- Its terminal, you have about 5 more days to live.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Canadians

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck replies, "whiskey". The bartender gives the duck the drink and the duck sips it quietly, knowing he is ruining his life. Meanwhile, two cows in a pasture look for some grass to eat.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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