Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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