A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

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