What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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