Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Microwave

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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