What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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Seven

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

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Hello.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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