Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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