today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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Anti Joke

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