What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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