Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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You cannot invite, hire people for money and expect loyalty Red, you need to make them earn the right to work for you, merits, background checks, consistency, friend, I can help you with a lot of my own experience, what saddens me about you being the leader, is that you have a good heart. And you are naive, a dangerous combination, if anyone such as Jonas shows up again, your life may be in danger, I mean you know who I am talking about.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Anti Joke

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