your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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Anal cheese curds.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common ? They are sports , except the Holocaust .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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