Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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187

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Your Mom

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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