Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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