Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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whats white jizz

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Yeah, totally.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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