Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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womens rights

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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