What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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