whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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