Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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You're a frog

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Women's rights.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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