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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

Women deserve equal rights.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Your face

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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