What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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