- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Women's rights.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

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