Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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Win and Beau have no friends

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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