Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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hi corey

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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