A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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President Donald Trump

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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