What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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What Did The Boy With No Arms Or Legs Get For Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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