What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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The Holocaust.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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