Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Anti Joke

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