Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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heads up!

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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