What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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