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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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