Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Icecream

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?J?o?k?e?

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Anti Joke

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