I share two rooms with my mother.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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How did the mexican get into the United States of America? Legally.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Anti Joke

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