knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Why? Because.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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