Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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