Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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i love antijokes

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Why couldn't the Mexican get a proper job? Because of his low socio-economic background and lack of education.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of 21st Century? It isn't, its a cult.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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