An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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K

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Sarah Palin

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eloise dey.

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A seal walks into a club.

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mental kid

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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