- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

willam dafoe

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

the lemon was sweet.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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