i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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OIO

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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