- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

why do you care?

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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