What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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