Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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WNBA

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Not Steve Jobs

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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