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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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