What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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No soup for you!

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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I shot a bitch.

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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I Love Hitler.

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France never surrender.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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