Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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what are you mike bibby?

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i have a christmas tree.

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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