How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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Error 37.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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