are u black unlucky

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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Justin's humor

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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