Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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