A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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