How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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