I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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