- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

the asian kid gets an F

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Roses are red Violets are blue

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??