What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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