An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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