Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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