Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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I will create more jobs for americans

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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knock knock you may come in

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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GADZOOKS!

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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MICHAEL

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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