What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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hit the thumbs down button

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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KKK

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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