Women's rights

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired" Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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penis that is all

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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