What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Jayden Eccles

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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