- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Jersey Shore.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Women's rights

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

knock knock come in !

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

You are joking right?

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What's big and purple? Barney

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

TIMMY

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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