Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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