What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Boob

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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