roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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What's 9+10? 19

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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sexual intercourse.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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George Bush.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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I'm so punny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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