Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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women's rights

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haha.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Dylan is a person

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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