Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

How does a black man get a job? Through an interview.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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