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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Rick santorum

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

seek beauty

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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