What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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Canada's army

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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