Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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