Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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