A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Your life

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Penis

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Facebook...

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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THE GAME

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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