Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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