Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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i love huge wieners.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Matt Damon

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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