Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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