Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Boobs are nasty!

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

I like hats XD!

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

Contrary to popular belief when life hands you lemons you cannot make lemonade. Water and sugar are two other essential ingredients.

Lacrosse

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

i wish i was a tree !

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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