Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A murderer.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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My Nan, that is all.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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women sports....

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Where's my tractor?

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Chuck norris

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Anti Joke

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