why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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AVI IS A FAG

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Black People.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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GUYS LISTEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT THIS TO BE THE MOST DISLIKED JOKE EVER !!!!!!!! PLEASE :) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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