Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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The Olympics

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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