What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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women have rights

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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