How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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