- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Women Drivers.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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