A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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