- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

why did you poop because you are a poop

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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