An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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whats black and strange a paki

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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