Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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