A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Water? I hardly know her.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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The Princess is in another castle

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, it's really nice.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender goes to get him a drink, but then realizes how ridiculous this is and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about it, but she ignores him. He begins to cry silently, realizing his marriage is in shambles.

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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