What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Anything involving women..

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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