Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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