Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Fox News.

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What is older than history?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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