Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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