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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Diana and victoria

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Knock knock Come in!

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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