So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 magnum and murdered her violently.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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A man made a sandwich.

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What's 4+7 47

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Please don't shoot me

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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24!

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