None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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Women.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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ejaculation JLR

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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