Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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