Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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