The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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I have an erection My mom!

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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What is a dog? Bark

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of 21st Century? It isn't, its a cult.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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