Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Women's rights.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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my penis

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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