Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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fart

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Doorbell salesman.

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You're on fire.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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