Double rainbow? What does it mean? Well, a "double rainbow" is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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