What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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brandon ya twwat

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Nickelback

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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