Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

A blind man walks off a cliff.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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