Roses are red, Violets are blue, Charcoal is black, So is my neighbor.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping out of a plane? A world record sky diving group, and an improbably large aircraft.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What did the catholic priest say at the AA meeting? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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