What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Knock knock What

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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