When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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