What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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What happens when you breed a Siberian Tiger with a California Condor? Nothing. The tiger does eat the condor though and you are found out by a neighbor and charged with animal neglect, animal cruelty, and possession of two endangered species. You are fined $100,000 and go to jail for 5 years during which you are sodomized.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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hi

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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