knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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