Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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