Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What do you get when you cross an alligator and a kangaroo? Nothing. An alligator is a reptile and a kangaroo is a mammal, therefore it is impossible for them to breed.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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