A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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YOLO

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French bathroom? Imprisonment up to 15 years in an international detainment facility.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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dj miky

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Anti Joke

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