My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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how man

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Kate

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