Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Women's rights

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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