A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Feminism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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