If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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