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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Women's Rights...

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

guess what>? your mum lol

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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