Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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How old are you? 7

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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alert("The Game");

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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