Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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Mitt Romney.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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