- Anti Joke

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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