what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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PENlS.

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Neil Lewis

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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live babies

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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