If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Tim and Eric

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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Golf.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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