What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Your mom is so fat that when she steps on the scale, it displays a very large number.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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