Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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Women's Rights.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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who just made fun of katie matt

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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