What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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Today I decided to burn alot of calories. So I found a fat kid and lit him on fire.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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