Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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Robin, get in the car!

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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