what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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The MLS

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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whats better than shoes feet

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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tim has no humor

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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ginger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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