What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Mrs. Welsh

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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David Cameron

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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