A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Chinese drivers.

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