A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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