A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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A black man walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a pint of lager. The barman refuses to serve him because of his race. This causes the black man and any others in the establishment to leave, considering this appalling behaviour.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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Hi colton

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Women's Rights

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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