Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? So he can eat it.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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What did one orphan say to the other? My parents are dead.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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