Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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cool

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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hi joshua

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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