A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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