What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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RUN

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Women's sports.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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The BCS

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Why did paul macartny have plastic surgery? Because he wasn't happy with the looked

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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