Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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Hail Heetluh

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. They both died at the same time in a horrible shipwreck. There were no survivors.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Anti Joke

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