How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Anti Joke

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