Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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whos gay? you are

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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