- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

apple pie.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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