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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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PEANIS!

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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