Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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