What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Tim likes girls

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Q. What is the answer to life? A. 34

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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