mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Please ignore this statement.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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