Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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