How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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