Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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