Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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