Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Neither have I

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Black people stink of shite!

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One terrible stormy night, the citizens of Ristoville were hiding from the monsterous lightning cloud approaching them. Little Jonny Harrison, however, was not afraid. This boy had been bullied from the ripe young age of about 14 months by his closest friend, Uncle Oliver, who happens to be a Catholic Priest. Jonny wanted to face the storm, with 6 years behind him, he thought it bizzare that anything worse than Uncle Oliver's magical basement could be brought unto him. He grabbed his supply of Cheese and Onion Quavers, a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Flavoured Ribena, his pretend mobile, a 10ft long metal conductor and his pet grape, "Christopher", and set out for the journey of his life. He told his terminally ill mother that he is going for the adventure of a lifetime, his dad that he wishes him well, and finally, his Grandmother, Rosie Harrison, who has had a severe addiction to meth for almost 25 years now, who has had over 13 interventions and countless attempts at suicide, that he loves her with all of his strong, brave heart, and to hang in there. Little Jonny Harrison takes his first step outside, facing the eye of storm with a little bit of pee in his pants, squeezes his Ribena, slightly squirting it and throwing it heroicly to the drooping wet grass, and screams to the cloud, at the top of his lungs, the words, "I am unstoppable!". Jonny died of HIV induced AIDS and his Uncle was given three to five years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation and consistent domestic abuse and paedophillia. His Grandmother, Rosie, also died later that day.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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