You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Praise Paisley

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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Person 1: Did you hear the one about the guy who drank vinegar? Person 2: No Person 1: Oh

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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