What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Two planes walk into an office building

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If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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