whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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