why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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