Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Walnut

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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Jasper sucks.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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knock knock who's there aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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