- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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