Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Yes!

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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