What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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A black guy gets a job...

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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