Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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