Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Jewish People

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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