- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

A baby seal walks into a club.

Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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