- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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