Take part of what?

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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