Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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im saul and i love cock

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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