HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Watch your lips.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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quik reply fuckker, im at the room on the left at the uh... forgot anywayss third floor, to the end of the hospital, btw, I told The Goat and Fingern to wait for you at the entrance, and I paid them to kick your ass... WHOS YOUR DADDY! Well soon ill be your dad and the father of your sisters first kid! Man, relax, I told them to just drag you outside and kick you in the nuts, then some atomixc elbows and make u bleed... Your suufering is none of use of me if your ded, plz reply abut your sufferage when they are done, u really think id fight your dirty shit yourself? I AM THE LEADer THE ONE WHO KNOcKS! I DONT LIKE THE FIGHT! PEOPLE FIGHT FOR ME! IN MY NamEN MY GLORY!! Amen, you will soon become an uncle... Nah, tell your sis its a joke, I already told her I insist bangign her look at the pone Goat has in his poket, her last responz is "now?" and two smileys with eyes poppingg XD Seriously, if they are not already kicking your ass... Well, they sent me a pic, I suppose you will end up at the hospital too, looks bad kid... But you know the goat, that kid wants to kill, and probably has... ill let theem know that if thhhhey kill youu, they hmmm... then I cantt beat you um mysepf, so no killins in my name, reelas ill call em, but you are just bruise now, I want moar blood. Nero Metal, the coldest leader, of the universe. (dat tok like 6 mins to tyype so wort it, if you diee, i dont responsible for the goat, but i think finger will stop him zoon.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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