Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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James Patrick Campbell

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What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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