what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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