Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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