Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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a little girl gets raped

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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