Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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