This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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lol

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Michael Brown

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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