Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Obama.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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