who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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im gey

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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banana

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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