Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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My jeans

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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BBW BABY IS THE BEST BETTER THAN THE REST WELL EXCEPT MILF BABY. SUBSCRIBE TO BigHDGuns

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Women's rights.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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