awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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I ponder

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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