Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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