How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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