What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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A black guy with his family.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: BABABABABA BABABA RARARA LALALA ETC YOU GOT THE DRILL Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY!Ungrateful kids. Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Sociopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.Heck if you look at episode 34 you can see a tall handsome dude choking the life of a little boy in the background, and then letting him go just before he passes out and chokes him again? FUN FOR HOURS!

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How high is the sky? True or False

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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Anti Joke

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