What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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You just won the game...

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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