What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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im telling maguire

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Knock knock Come in

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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