Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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