why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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