Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Justin Beiber

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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