There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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i like it in the mouth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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roses are red violets are blue

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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