Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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baloney sandwich

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Anti Joke

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