whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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