Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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i heart wiener

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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