Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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So. The gays. ...

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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You copy and paster!

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Hashtag

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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