What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

weston cage

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

The.

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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democracy

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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