A chicken crossed the road.

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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