You all have Aids

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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I was diagnosed with Clinical Depression the other day.... It made me sad.

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Women's Professional _________

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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hi hi strager danger

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Ted Haggard.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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