there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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