Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Anti Joke

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