Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Sex

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Women's rights.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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A man takes a prostitute to a hotel room, right? The woman is a federal agent, assigned to investigate high prostitution levels in the area. The man is promptly arrested, and now a large fine and up to 90 days in a correctional facility.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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