- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

black chicken. kfc

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

come along children

Hitler. lol, sucks.

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