Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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I can't think of a joke.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Doctor, I keep imagining Doctors. *hayball rolls*

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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