What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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A man with glasses and a cane walks out if a clothing store and accidentally bumps into a woman, knocking his hat off "Can't you watch where you're going?" the woman asks. The man then slaps her, knocking her to the ground. He picks up his new designer fedora, and drives off in his $90,000 Cadillac. The woman, after dusting herself off, gets the guy's plates, convinces a few witnesses to testify against the man, and informs the authorities of an assault. He was later arrested for assault as well as pimping and soliciting sex. He is found guilty in a court of law and is sentenced to 2-5 years in prison, and is doled a hefty fine.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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star wars kid

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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