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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Knock knock. Who's there?

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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