How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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