Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Womens Rights.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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this is not a drill.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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