roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Republicans

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hi

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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