- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Enchilada

i cant STAND cripple jokes

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

I was diagnosed with Clinical Depression the other day.... It made me sad.

A seal walks into a club.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

for keeps?

WOMENS RIGHTS

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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