I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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woman's rights

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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Z.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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