if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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