How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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penis. nuff said.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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