A dog walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out as animals are not allowed.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven has an extra penis.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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