Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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minorities.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Anti Joke

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