- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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