Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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what did the Hispanic man say to the black man? hello

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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