-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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What did you say? I don't know.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Anti Joke

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