What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Your face

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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