How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

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Anti Joke

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