How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Laden, how good is your hiding spot? Rhetorical question. Osama Bin Laden is dead now.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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WOw you have no life

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