A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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