What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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