Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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PATHETIC

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

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