Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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