your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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