What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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