Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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