Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Woman.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A seal walks into a club.

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