A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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