Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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