hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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