A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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A man walked into a bar owch

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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Do you love me? No.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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