So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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