A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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a potato flew around my room

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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^that joke a piece of shit

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Anti Joke

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