What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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Latvia isn't a joke

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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