You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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