Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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What did the family in debt get for Christmas.....a eviction notics.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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