DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Alex Gedrose.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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