roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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A fat guy!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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WOw you have no life

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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