Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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