Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Bloody kids ...

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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woman's rights

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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