Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Poop

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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