there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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Black people are innocent.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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why did the chicken cross the street? ... ... ... oh... come on, ask why!

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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Women's rights.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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