Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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Nuneaton..

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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