What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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PENIS

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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penis. nuff said.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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deez nuts

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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<=3 penis

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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