Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs? Names

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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A man penetrates another man.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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