A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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alert("The Game");

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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