Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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i dont fisish anythi

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men's rights activists

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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if got a joke if fogot it

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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