when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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The Colts this year.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A fridge.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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