Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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knock knock go away!!!

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http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Are you a tree

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Why didn't he finish his

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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