Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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