Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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your so fat. your fat!

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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this is not a drill.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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