What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Fat? Jesse Z

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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what do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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