I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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Nice weather we're having.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Many pirates were illiterate and so did not know any letters, much less have a favorite. However, even if this pirate were able to read, it is unlikely that we would be able to find out his favorite letter without asking him, since pirates were primarily in existence two to four centuries ago. In addition, most people don't have a favorite letter, and so a pirate would probably not be an exception.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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im a dragon, no im not

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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