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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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