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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

fack me in the ace! CC

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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