Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Get off my porch.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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