What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Women's rights.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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this website is a bad joke

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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