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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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whats black and large -me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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