Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Women Drivers.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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