Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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My tractor broke down.

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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