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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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