- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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