Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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