A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Girls soccer

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womens rights.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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