why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Trump will make America great again.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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Patient- Doctor, I am feel intense feeling for 15 year old pop singers!!! Doctor- Oh, sound like youve got Beiber Fever. Patient- Whew. I thought it was something serious Doctor- Its terminal, you have about 5 more days to live.

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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