A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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V I T A M I N C !

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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sucks Syntax...

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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