A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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why do you care?

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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Justin with a hat.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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