Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Microwave

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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