A dog walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out as animals are not allowed.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven has an extra penis.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

i cant STAND cripple jokes

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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