Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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SNAPPLE!

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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