Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away."

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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