one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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