Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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A bar walks into a man

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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