Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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