Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Netball.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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knock knock ... no one was in

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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Melbourne Football Club.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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