Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. Seeing a black pilot is not alarming. If their middle-eastern, however, you have more of a problem.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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