Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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