Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Asians

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Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it could hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No.... See, it works!

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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