Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Womens rights

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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pineapples

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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