Rebecca Black.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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