What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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Im batman...suck it losers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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