Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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The Holocaust

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Rebecca Black.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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