Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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