A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Justin Bieber.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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