What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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you are a åsshole :)

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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