Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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a seal walks into a club.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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