what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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