The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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British Dentistry

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Anti Joke

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