What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Anti Joke

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