Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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test

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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