I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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