Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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are u black unlucky

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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a woman votes!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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