Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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