My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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So a seal walks into a club..

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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