An Asian man fails a math test

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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God

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Anti Joke

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