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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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