I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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