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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

What did the fish say after he

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What you reading? reading?

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

My parents died!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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