- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

Knock knock. Its open.

My Nan, that is all.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Gus's mom

A van drives into a car.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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