A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Black People.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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