- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

knock knock Goodbye

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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