Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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hey you like pizza? whatever...

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Anti Joke

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