ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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A man died.

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