my gramma died

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Womens Basketball.

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asparagus

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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lewis=cardiac

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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