what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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poo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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