Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Your face is hilarious.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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This sentence is a lie.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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