They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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LIE

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guess what what that wasnt it

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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