Your momma so fat, she's fat

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this site is funny.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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guess what what? nothing.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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