A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Enchilada

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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