A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Dubstep < Music

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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what did the woman say when her husband punched her? nothing. she was physically abused for 35 years before she killed herself

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