How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

I am dyslexic

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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