Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Why doesn't the black man have a job? He's working on his masters degree.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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