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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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I told you it would happen

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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