How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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Anti Joke

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