What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Canida

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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