"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Sex

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Women's rights.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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