What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Potato.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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