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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Three men are walking and one falls over, he then gets up and continues walking.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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