A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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Chuck Norris.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Anti Joke

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