Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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A Sloth runs...

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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