A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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How many bodies can you stuff into a oven? Who tries figure that out? I'm calling the cops.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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