What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Badgers are cool

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Women's rights.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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