- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

I woke up today

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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