why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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