Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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