A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What's up? Not the planes, there's a terrorist on board

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

Obama

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

Anti Joke

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