There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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SBB

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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