There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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