why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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It says so on your cap.

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girls basketball

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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The Labour Party.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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