what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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