Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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mark is mark

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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