2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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fava beans

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Anti Joke

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