why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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the WNBA

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Rebecca Black

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Q: Why couldn't Sally ride her bike? A: because Sally has Cerebral Palsy.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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