Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?!"

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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