Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Romans rights.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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