An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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