Roses are blue Colton is gay

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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George Bush.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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