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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Take this and put it- No.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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