Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Dylan is a person

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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