Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Are you a tree? No.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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