How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of 21st Century? It isn't, its a cult.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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