whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Gay rights

A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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