Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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A seal walks into a club.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Gun Control

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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