Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? So he can eat it.

Your mama is so fat she has to buy plus sized clothes.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

suck my dick.

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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