Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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I can Nazi

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Knock knock

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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