name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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