Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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woman's rights

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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lebron

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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religion

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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