What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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The Moon Landing.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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What do you do when you're bored in Manhattan? You buy a minigun, enchant it to have limitless ammo, and then shoot it for one hour straight, killing innocent pedestrians in time square while laughing hysterically. Or maybe that's just me

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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whats gay ? you

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Black people being friendly.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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