What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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What is red and green, red and green, red and green? A frog in a blender.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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