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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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