how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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