Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Hey, speaking of anti jokes, there is much in the bible that facinates me, but that I find to be... Very... Ilogical, but then again I know a lot about the spiritual to open the the possibility to the (maybe) fact that the answers lie in the spiritual realm or you know whatever you prefer to call it. But you know, God has existed for eternities eternal etc, forever, and only some few thousand years ago he decided to let there be light? Kinda makes sense to why he was such a hardass in the first testament, I mean wow it must have been depressive for eternal eternities until he created light huh? Maybe he slept as many other Gods tend to do in a theological perspective. The other that baffles me completely: God has an enemy known as Sin, that is so powerful that he must sacrifice his own son in order to keep it away? I mean has Sin ever sacrificed anything to good? In that way they would be opposites and not God sarcificing stuff as humans sacrificed stuff animals (and almost a son Iscaac right? Because you know God and Satan where kinda chummy and enjoyed betting and good sport... My viewpoint at least) And Now I just repeat myself, but if Light was Gods first invention, who created voice? Was it part of his being? Why was light not part of his being? Is light not the path to God? "The Light"? Its horsehead Network and I do not expect much of this site sincerely, but if you find the time, the care, the love and Guidance of God provides (yeah I am appealing to your Good Christian side) then please find it in your Jesus filled heart to leave me what you think is missing or perhaps I do not understand at all. And if I ever become a Christian again, ill tell God and Jesus that you where the person that got me there, put in a good word for eternal life huh? Get you and maybe even your mother and father that made you that kind with Gods guidance a nice V.I.P place up there huh? If there is a God out there, he loves all the same yeah, but he keeps favorites, I mean those that suffer eternally in hell... I don't like questioning what I do not understand to a certain tangible degree, but does he do this with the same love he treats those that go to heaven?

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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