Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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I can't think of a joke.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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