Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Take wrong turns

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Anti Joke

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