What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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A dyslexic blind man

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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Poop!!

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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dead babies

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ha.

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Why did the baby stop crying? Because he stopped breathing.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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