A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Two hunters are in the woods. One of them clutches his chest, falls to the ground, and loses consciousness. In a panic, the other hunter calls 911 and tells the operator that his friend might be dead of a heart attack. The operator says "Before we send a coroner instead of an ambulance, first make sure he's dead." The hunter says "Alright." There is a pause and then BLAM! "Okay," says the hunter, "now what?" The operator follows standard procedures to keep the hunter on the phone, lucid and calm. 45 minutes later, police reach the scene, arrest the hunter and begin a months-long investigation. Forensics determines that the dead hunter was likely alive prior to being shot in the face at point-blank range. The defendant is charged with first-degree murder and receives a 30-year sentence. On the 9th year of his sentence, he is stabbed in the chest 6 times by an initiate in a rival prison gang and dies the next day. He was 53.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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