How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Justin Bieber

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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