What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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black people

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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