Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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ecks! why zee?

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Christianity

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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PENIS

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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