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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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Yes.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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