Where's my tractor?

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Three black men were walking...

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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