- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

your mom

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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