what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

thumb_up thumb_down -24

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

thumb_up thumb_down +11

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

thumb_up thumb_down -8

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops