Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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Anti Joke

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