what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Left. That one direction...

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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I hate blackniggers

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Cripples are lame.

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