A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and have a conversation and eventually they leave.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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German sausage is the wurst

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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What did God say to the crying man? God doesn't exist.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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