Why did the girl cross the road ? Because i was following her.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Your text.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

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