Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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to see a bad joke look above

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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Dislike this, and I kill myself.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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