How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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fack me!

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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Potassium? K.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Anti Joke

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