a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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Tough crowd tonight...

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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the WNBA.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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black people

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Adam Chebali has no life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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