Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Who has downs this joke

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Looks through the peephole.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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