why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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