Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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NASCAR

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

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