roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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Your Mom is so fat... Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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