So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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su algato es en fuego

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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