i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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You're on fire.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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96

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Wolf Pussy

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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