A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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A ginger was with his friends

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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Your mom.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Fiats

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