yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Comedy.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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Potato!

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