What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Obama

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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