What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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