- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

whats brown and sticky? Doody

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Okay, after this one then...

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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