How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Wigan.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Anti Joke

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