Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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I am a real homosexual

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Steve is an average man. He has a good life, is married and has 2 kids. So why did he have his dog put down? Because it was hit by a car and had 21 broken bones and was in severe pain. Steve thought putting it down was the best thing to do.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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Anti Joke

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