What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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A man walks into a bar

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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