Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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9/11.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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twilight

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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