Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Your Mom

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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