How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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