What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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the cast of the jersey shore

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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