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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

I'm homeless.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

knock knock? come in

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

fish fishy caoimhin

3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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