What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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How do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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Anti Joke

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