- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You see how lame this is?

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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