What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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