- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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