your mom was so fat that she died.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty jumped off and committed suicide.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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women rights

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A sober Irish individual.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Penis penis poop butt

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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