Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Anti Joke

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