- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walked into a convenience store. He then found what he wanted, and paid with his credit card.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Whats the difference between a black baby and white baby? I raped the black baby

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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