C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Gangnam style

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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