How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Where else? The junk yard

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Potassium? K.

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Anti Joke

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