Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Women's Rights...

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Women Sports.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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womens rights

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Anti Joke

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