A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Derp

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Why doesn't the black man have a job? He's working on his masters degree.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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