Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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an athiest walks into a church

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penis

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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There's my tractor.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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