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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

Chuck norris

A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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