What'sucks and white Jackson

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Anti Joke

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