how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Pain Olympics.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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