Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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