what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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what did say when he created the first black Wow you are the first non-white I made

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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Why was the boy sad. Because he had been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer and he had been told he has three days to live. That's why.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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Three men are walking and one falls over, he then gets up and continues walking.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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America Votes

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty jumped off and committed suicide.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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