Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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