woman's lacrosse

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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nick toth

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired" Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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I woke up today

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Anti Joke

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