What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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