Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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2 black kids walk into school

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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