If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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general tso's broccoli

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Jews

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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