Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Yo mama is so fat, when she went for a swim at the beach, she had a GREAT time.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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