what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Of course, first door on your left

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Anti Joke

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