http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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