Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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