Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Dislike this, and I kill myself.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Knock knock! "Who's there?" "It's me, xx" "Okay, come in."

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Anti Joke

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