- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Anthony sucks

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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