I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Church.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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The Holocaust.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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