why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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