What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Womens Rights.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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