whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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The Oakland Raiders

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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A black guy walked into a convenience store. He then found what he wanted, and paid with his credit card.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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