Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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I would rape her

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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