Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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