Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Where are you going Your house

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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