How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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CHORGLUND

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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Joay impistato is a fig

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Anti Joke

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