How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What is red and green, red and green, red and green? A frog in a blender.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Anti Joke

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