What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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