Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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apple pie.

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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