You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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