- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the fence open, so it wandered around and happened to cross a road.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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