1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Anti Joke

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