How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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