- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

charlie sheen losing

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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