Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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shut up iggy

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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