An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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