What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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You're on fire.

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haha.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Rebecca Black.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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penis

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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