What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Why was a black man running in the street with my wallet in his hand? Because he saw me dropping it and was trying to reach me to give it back.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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I am a nigger.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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Hi.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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lol

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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