How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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MICHAEL

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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I killed someone today. :D

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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