Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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c+t+c?

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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Why did I get raped

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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