man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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suck my dick.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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There's my tractor.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Asians

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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