Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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... Chan chan

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Skinny people fart less.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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A black goes to college

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Anti Joke

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