*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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No joke.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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