Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Obama

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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what is big and white? the moon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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