- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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