Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hahaha

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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