- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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