Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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