A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

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who smells? •Liam

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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