Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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you will die someday

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Gay rights.

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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willam dafoe

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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were you expecting a joke

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