Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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What did Death say to Life? Go die.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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