Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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There is a car full of black people.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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