Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Nah

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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There once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he awoke with a fright in the middle of the night to find he had eaten the gel packets that came with them and died of cancer.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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