What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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call of duty world at war

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68 :)

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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