- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

William wright is Gay

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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