SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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whats better than sex? cookies

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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obama's promises

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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involved parents.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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