Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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richard is fag

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Woman.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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