Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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a dyslexic man walked into a bar, ordered a beer, and no one was aware of his affliction

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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im watching you..

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? So he can eat it.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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