How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Banana Hamock.

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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Wright flyer

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Caca.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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Anti Joke

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