Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven has an extra penis.

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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Kathy Griffin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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