Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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