what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Jack Stevens

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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