Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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The WNBA

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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