Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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Come In!

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Hail Heetluh

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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