you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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i eat poop

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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