What is brown and sticky? A stick

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Jewwy Jewstein

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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John Cena for president

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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