Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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a blond is walking down a dark allie,.... she is raped and killed by the following morning.

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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