What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Cancer.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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