What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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VITAMIN C!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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why so serious? because your too serious.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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