The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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I'm so punny.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Dylan is a person

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Why do Black people love chicken? Because it is delicious.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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