Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Why....... Because.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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AVB

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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what do u call a black person by his name

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redtube

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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T u r n i p s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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