What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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the WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Knock Know! Come in!

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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How you know when dislextic

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Did you hear about the Blonde who jumped off a bridge? She died.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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