A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Obama is a good president.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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