why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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