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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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how did the man die he didnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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