What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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