whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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eden stop

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Anti Joke

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