Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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