What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Sloths

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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no really what are ur names?

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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