Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Compton

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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