What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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