What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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Yo mama's fat.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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