- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

So I was walking down the road today

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

NEVER

Penis-biter

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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