Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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women's rights

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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