01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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Two english guys meet at work

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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