Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Why didn't he finish his

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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The jets are a good team..

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What do you call a bird with wings? A bird

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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