It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender goes to get him a drink, but then realizes how ridiculous this is and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about it, but she ignores him. He begins to cry silently, realizing his marriage is in shambles.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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What color is red paint? Red

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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