why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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What did the fish say? Moo

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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You.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Where's my tractor?

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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