Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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