Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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