How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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The Game.

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im gey

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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