What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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A shark ate your mom

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