Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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That's not what she said.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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anal seepage

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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