It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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