A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

A black person dies.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Knock Knock Who did that?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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