Women's Rights

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Anti Joke

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