Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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