Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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hi bye

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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