What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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