Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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