What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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