- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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