if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Hello

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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