your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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