Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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your social life.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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