Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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GIVE

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Today is March 22.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Steve Jensen. Oh hi Steve, come in.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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