Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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