What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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I love you.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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child labor

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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cool

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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