What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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Where else? The junk yard

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Obama lin Baden.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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What did the family in debt get for Christmas.....a eviction notics.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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