There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What is the difference in a crow. There is none. Both legs are of equal length.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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