whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to change a lightbulb? Why should his legal status matter at all in this situation?

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Anti Joke

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