What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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