Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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hi michael

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Jebron Lames.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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