Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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