What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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