What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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Your mom is fat

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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