whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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Punchline.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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