Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Mexicans working in an office

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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