I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Whats 1+1? window!

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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