Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

marshal sterio had sex

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Of course, first door on your left

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

knock knock ... no one was in

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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