whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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