Two arabs fly into a bar.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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The Big Band Theory

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a chinese man all walk in to a magic shop, at different times in the day to buy different products.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You toss him a flotation device.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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The WPGA tour

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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