An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house? You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbours saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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