What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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haha

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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i like cats

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Your Mom.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Anti Joke

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