Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty jumped off and committed suicide.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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knock,knock you suck

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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My jeans

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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i love to lick...

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Penis.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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