A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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What's just not right? Left

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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2+2= 478

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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