Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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