A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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A hill billy went fishing

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Niki Minaj's ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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A sober Irish individual.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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