What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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alert("The Game");

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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