What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Pickles

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

Your grandma's cookies.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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