What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Why did the catholic priest get sent to jail? Tax evasion.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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