What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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homosexuals are gay

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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