Sarah Palin.

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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Sex education in Texas,

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? "Damn, that's a good apple pie."

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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