What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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