Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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How are you? Yes

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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Neither does he.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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A white person at Harvard

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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