Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Why did the

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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^that joke a piece of shit

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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