Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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you just read an anti-joke

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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