Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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