- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping out of a plane? A world record sky diving group, and an improbably large aircraft.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Do you need any assistance?

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

nba live 13

Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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