there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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acualy is dolan

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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