What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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