What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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why are balck people black because they are

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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My Butthole.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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