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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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My nipple is bleeding

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Your face

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