Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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