What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Ken wins!

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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I read the terms of service.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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People...

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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so... how about that airplane food

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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