I'm Spartacus

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Homosexuals are gay.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack. She's dead.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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