What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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Once upon a time.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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what did say when he created the first black Wow you are the first non-white I made

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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Shut the cork up!

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Stephen Hawking

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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