Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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