- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Women's Rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

I'm off to my tank guys!

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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