I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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Faithful men.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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