wanna hear a joke? i dont

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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roses are red poo is poo

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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How about that airline food?

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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