Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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What do u call an anorexic with a yeast infection? -a quarter pounder with cheese. (not really anti-joke, im a girl and thought this was funny lol)

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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