what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Fat people

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guess what what ...

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Anti Joke

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