whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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twilight

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Once upon a cross

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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