what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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So. The gays. ...

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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