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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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