William Raines.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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