Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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Women's Rights...

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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ur mother

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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knock knock Come in!!!

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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