Animal

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Obviously way more than is considered acceptable or safe, considering his recent public outbursts and problems with addiction.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired" Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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