What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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the WNBA

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what can I get you?" The man replies "what do you recommend?" The bartender says "get a beer." The man says "okay."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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redtube

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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