What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

What's in there? Get outta there...

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A guy was beet by his wife.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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