Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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A black man went into the sea. What did he become? Wet

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justin beiber sucks

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A piolet you racist!

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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