what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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black guy graduating high school

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Anti Joke

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