Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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