Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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Bad grammers.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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