- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

skurfboards we love fat kids

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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