why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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noodles

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Anti Joke

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