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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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A fat guy!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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