Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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