What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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