a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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