65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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