What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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hey

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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William Raines.

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Continents are large islands.

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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