What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Smelly Indians.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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