Apple hates Blackberry.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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knock, knock come in

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says "Well, it's a long story but I tell you. You see, one day I was walking along the beach and I found a dusty old lamp. I rubbed the lamp and a big magic genie appeared. He told me I could have 3 wishes." The horse continues: "So I told the genie I wish I had a 10 billion dollars. I checked my bank account and sure enough it came true. My second wish was I wished for a beautiful wife. Suddenly a light came from the sky like an angel falling and I saw a beautiful woman and fell in love with her." The bartender says to the horse "Let me guess, so for your third wish, did you wish you were a horse with a long face?" The horse says "No that's not what I wished for." The bartender asks "What was your third wish?" The horse says "Well you won't believe me but I wished I was a bartender pretending to talk to a horse about some genie granting him wishes." After about 30 minutes of arguing with himself, other employees at the bar had had enough of the bartender talking to himself and called psychiatric personnel to escort the bartender to the mental hospital as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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