once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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fart+fart=poop

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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PENlS.

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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