When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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Tunechi

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Exactly what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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