What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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who eats pencils asians

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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