Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Bitch

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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