Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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