Pokemon go: Team mystic

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Anti Joke

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