- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Why are black people so stupid an lazy? They aren't. This is a negative social stigma and if you believe it you are a racist.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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