There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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What's 9+10=? 19

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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