What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Q: What's grey and looks good on policemen? A: A stylish grey hat.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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this website is non-operational.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Womens Rights.

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