A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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