Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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