Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Facebook...

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Bing

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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Bumsniffer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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