All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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13 =B you just learned something

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like if your cool

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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