What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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