what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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