how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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The 80's

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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