roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Kony 2012

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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