- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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