"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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A black man without problems.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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