What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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Immigration Laws

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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what did the cab driver say to the black man when he got into his cab? Where to, sir?

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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I was diagnosed with Clinical Depression the other day.... It made me sad.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Charcoal is black, So is my neighbor.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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i wish i was a tree !

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? 37 1/2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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