What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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civil rights

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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