What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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destiny

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Anti Joke

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