Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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