a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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