A dog walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out as animals are not allowed.

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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