Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Liars go to hell! -God

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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a man walked into a bar....

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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knock knock Goodbye

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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