What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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You idiot.

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Woman rights.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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