What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Religion.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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123 f*ck off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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