We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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