What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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