A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Mitt Romney penis

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Minecraft.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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Guess What! HI!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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