In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I'm a Schizophrenic And so am I

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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