What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Steve is an average man. He has a good life, is married and has 2 kids. So why did he have his dog put down? Because it was hit by a car and had 21 broken bones and was in severe pain. Steve thought putting it down was the best thing to do.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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