Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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