Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Homonyms should be band.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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why are balck people black because they are

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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bacon

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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You.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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