An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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I need a good anti joke....

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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