Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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hey John will you make some copies

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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jibby jobby

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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FIRE!!

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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