Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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What is worse than hell?

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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