Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Your existance.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is worse

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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You are joking right?

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