Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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i have two hands.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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