Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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