modern love

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Black...

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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