whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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BUT HWY?

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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