What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I cant think of one (._. )

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

i wonder who made this website? a human

thumb_up thumb_down -3

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

GUYS LISTEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT THIS TO BE THE MOST DISLIKED JOKE EVER !!!!!!!! PLEASE :) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -936

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

thumb_up thumb_down -46

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops