- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Woman's rights.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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