Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Obama

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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GONNA

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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