I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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9/11

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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