Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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You were born.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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