Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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