Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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obama

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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