Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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You read the Terms of Service.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Jews.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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