what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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