Know what's funny? Jokes.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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david what a baghead

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have cancer."

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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