What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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hiya

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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I love you.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Andy Carrol

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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