- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Watch your lips.

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