Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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Corn Muffins

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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