what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Knock, Knock ...

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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hot diggity dog

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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