What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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Avery has crabs.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Anti Joke

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