- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

no pun intended

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

Knock knock.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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