What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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american idol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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