What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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Unnnnnnnn

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Welcome To Facebook

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Knock knock, Come in...

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Loner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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