so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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