How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Penis

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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Anti Joke

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