- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

the holocaust

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Once upon a time a was born

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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