Charlie Sheen is winning

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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A black guy gets a job...

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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