How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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this is a joke

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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penis

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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