A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know where i was going with this one.... Refrigerator

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Banana

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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cats are pussies

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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