Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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