Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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I'm hungry.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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This is a joke.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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