Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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my names jim haha

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PENIS

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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