Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Flowers are colors Love me

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Kameron Brown is gay.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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