How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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dead dibbs

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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