Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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My children are mistakes

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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