What do you call a bear. Rob.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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Your mother is so stupid that ran into a large pole.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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