What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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