Hellen keller

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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