What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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Anti Joke

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