Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Why the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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