what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Anti Joke

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