What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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What is a vampire's favourite dessert? Vampires aren't real.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Why the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Hey, Max!!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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batman has diarrhea

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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