- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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no

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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( . Y . )

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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You see how lame this is?

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