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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I'm a Schizophrenic And so am I

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Ain't idn't a word.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

What do you call an arab terrorist with a bomb on his back in the middle of an airport? Don't even worry. You will never be able to pronounce his name.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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