wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Why did the waiter put rubber bands in the soup? Because he wasn't a very good waiter.

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ass in my face ? no

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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