knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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