What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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