What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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hi hi strager danger

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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my bubbles!

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Caitlyn.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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