It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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I love you

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Jordan is pregant

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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