how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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What's a small person? A midget

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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