Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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I don't get it

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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