Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Santa isn't real

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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