What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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