Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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