*prepares this to get negged*

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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PATHETIC

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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