I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Your mom is fat

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Anti Joke

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