whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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A platypus walks into a bar. They are the only mammals with the ability to lay an egg.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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What did God say to the crying man? God doesn't exist.

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Dislike this, and I kill myself.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender goes to get him a drink, but then realizes how ridiculous this is and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about it, but she ignores him. He begins to cry silently, realizing his marriage is in shambles.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, it's really nice.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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Yo momma so fat she went on the Subway diet and is now exercising regularly to lose weight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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