- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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