What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Why do Black people love chicken? Because it is delicious.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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nice shorts.

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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