why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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