A black man walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a pint of lager. The barman refuses to serve him because of his race. This causes the black man and any others in the establishment to leave, considering this appalling behaviour.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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