- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

What is better than life? Nothing.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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