Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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women's rights.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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