Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Religion.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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snooki

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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ur gay

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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