Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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My mom's dead

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Barack Obama.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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