What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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a retard lost...

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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