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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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