What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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anus

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im gay

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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