What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Anti Joke

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