Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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no

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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