Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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your moms my other ride

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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Yock

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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What Did The Boy With No Arms Or Legs Get For Christmas? Cancer.

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