I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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Im taking a shit right now.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Ben Corbishley

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A man walks into a bar.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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