What does 1+1 equal? 2

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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