- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

equality for women

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

A seal walks into a club.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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