What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Refridgerator.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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