A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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bite me

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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