What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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