What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Anti Joke

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