you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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matt is fat

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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