Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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No your aunties a joke

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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Fags are gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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