Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Good job, son.

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Women's Rights

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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A car walks into a bar.

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Turn around.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Dozer has a soul

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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