What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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