Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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what has genitial warts? me

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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why do you care?

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Anti Joke

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