- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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