liam buchan is gay !

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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13 =B you just learned something

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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