why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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chirs

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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FIRE!!

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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9/11

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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