Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Penis!

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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You

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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