A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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