- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Aodhan Hearty

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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