- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

What is red? A rock painted red

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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