- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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