A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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