Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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