What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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