The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Hi.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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