Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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