What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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david poredos

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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