A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Hi poop!

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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Robin, get in the car!

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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