What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Hi

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Penis

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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