Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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whats 2+2? 1

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what do you get when you stick a pair of scissors in a four year old? an erection.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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