A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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