roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Penis

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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falling didnt make the difference

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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