Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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mark is mark

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? With design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process.

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What happens when you cross a Kangaroo with an Elephant? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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Ham sandwich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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