Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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Fat people

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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women outside of the kitchen

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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