What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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ballsack

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Penis

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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Anti Joke

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