- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Nickelback.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Turtles

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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