Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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women's rights.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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