Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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blubber vaginass CC

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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