Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Pianca going ham

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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