- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Women

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Donkey lips

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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