Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Trump will make America great again.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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