Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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civil rights

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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jokes r dumb

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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womens rights.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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boobs

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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