Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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