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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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