Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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Roses are red.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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