A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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What time is it? 20:45.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Why did the girl cross the road ? Because i was following her.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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