baloney sandwich

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Your mother is so fat.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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Anti Joke

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