Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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WNBA

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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