whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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A man returns from the army and finds his wife in bed with another man. He kills them both.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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What is the same about a bird and a turtle? They can both fly . . . except for the turtle

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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