whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Justin Bieber

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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