why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Click thumb up i will be eternally grateful

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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