Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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i'm funny

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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