It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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hi

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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politically correct!

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