I don't get it

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Anti Joke

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