Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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W.N.B.A.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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Romney 2012

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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