Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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The geese of Growmore

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Woman Rights

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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