- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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