Gadaffi

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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mexicans fishing

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Women's rights

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Your social life.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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