If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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TELL

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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