Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Women.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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