a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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