Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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how do you make a plumber cry you kill his family

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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