What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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