What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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joke

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. They both died at the same time in a horrible shipwreck. There were no survivors.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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whats really hot the sun

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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I have a really funny joke.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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