- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

How do you kill a Jew? Shoot him in the head.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

say it ten times fast: oh

baby seal walks into a club

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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