why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Maths.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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Video Games

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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SNAPPLE!

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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