- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

a Jew had a small nose

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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