Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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What do I hate? people

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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