Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender refuses to give the woman alcohol because he acknowledges a health risk for her unborn child.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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