A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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