Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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what did the catholic priest say to the boy?

god be with you.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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this website is a bad joke

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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