Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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Potato

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Anti Joke

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