Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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nice tits.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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david poredos

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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There's my tractor.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Nice weather we're having.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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