Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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I like pom

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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