No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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whats 69+2? 71

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Anti Joke

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