What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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