- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What's red and has wheels a red car....

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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