Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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