whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Dumbledore dies.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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