what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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Deadly cancer.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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What do you call a bird with wings? A bird

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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dick dick dick... frogs

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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