Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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Women's Rights

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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guest what i love pancakes

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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What's your guys names?

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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