- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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