A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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I can Nazi

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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Hillary Clinton

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Anti Joke

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