Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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