What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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Exactly what?

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Farts smell bad!

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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