Joe Biden

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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DERP

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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What's worse than this That :(

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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