Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Womens' rights.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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