hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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