Joay impistato is a fig

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she was swallowed whole by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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Paper shield.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Barack Obama

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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