What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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