What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Hi

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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