Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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What just hit my face? The floor

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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