Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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