What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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