Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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