What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Badgers are cool

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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