A chicken crossed the road.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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