If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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womens rights.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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