Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Teen pregnancy

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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what do you get when you stick a pair of scissors in a four year old? an erection.

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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What did one orphan say to the other? My parents are dead.

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Nickelback

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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Anti Joke

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