Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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ur mum

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pedophile

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Guess what? AIDS!

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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