Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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the WNBA

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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refridgrator

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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