- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

TIMMAH!

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

What's funnier than 24? 25

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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