Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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