How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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jibby jobby

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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( . Y . )

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Womens rights.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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