"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Sorry boss

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High school gym class.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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