A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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wael.. nuff said

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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Anti Joke

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