Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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A dyslexic blind man

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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