Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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