What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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