Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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