Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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