What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Women's rights

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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My spelling is horrible

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being sober in a bar fight

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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http://citizenmcgeedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/borat-banana-hammock.jpg?w=300

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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