What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Harry Chappell raped someone

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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