- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

yo mama so fat she's fat

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

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