Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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alert("The Game");

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Anti Joke

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