A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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Your mother is so stupid that she was tested and proved to be mentally retarded.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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