Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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A car walks into a bar.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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black people. that is all...

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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