the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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I need a good anti joke....

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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