While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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