Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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girls lacrosse

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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liam buchan is gay !

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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A mum and a dad were having guests round for dinner. The daughter overheard them arguing. Dad was calling mum a b*tch and mum was calling dad a b*stard. The daughter asked them what it meant and they just said, "oh, it just means ladies and gentlemen". Later, when mum was doing her makeup, she dropped it and said oh "sh*t". Daughter asked what it meant and mum replked "it's just another word for makeup". After that, dad dropped the turkey and said "oh, F*ck!" Daughter asked what it meant and he replied "its another word for cooking". When the guests arrived, the daughter answered the door, and said "hello b*tches and b*stards. Mums upstairs stuffing sh*t on her face and dads in the kitchen f*cking the turkey".

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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alert("The Game");

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Anti Joke

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