What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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The Morman Religion.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Gadaffi

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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