- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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