Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

thumb_up thumb_down -15

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

thumb_up thumb_down -18

PENlS.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

thumb_up thumb_down +44

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

thumb_up thumb_down +39

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

thumb_up thumb_down -20

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops