4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Two hunters are in the woods. One of them clutches his chest, falls to the ground, and loses consciousness. In a panic, the other hunter calls 911 and tells the operator that his friend might be dead of a heart attack. The operator says "Before we send a coroner instead of an ambulance, first make sure he's dead." The hunter says "Alright." There is a pause and then BLAM! "Okay," says the hunter, "now what?" The operator follows standard procedures to keep the hunter on the phone, lucid and calm. 45 minutes later, police reach the scene, arrest the hunter and begin a months-long investigation. Forensics determines that the dead hunter was likely alive prior to being shot in the face at point-blank range. The defendant is charged with first-degree murder and receives a 30-year sentence. On the 9th year of his sentence, he is stabbed in the chest 6 times by an initiate in a rival prison gang and dies the next day. He was 53.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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