Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? 37 1/2

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