Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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VAGINA.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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I woke up today

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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what did the catholic priest say to the boy?

god be with you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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