why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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