what do you call a black man named mike

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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