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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was making this bagel right?And my dad walks in while I'm making this bagel(cause we're in a rush you know?) and he's yells"HURRY UP!!!!"I'm like man.... I sure do got alot of YELL in my bagel .

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Horse tits

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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