a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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8=D

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and have a conversation and eventually they leave.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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