Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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Male penises.

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Okay, after this one then...

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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