Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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The WNBA

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Women's rights

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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what do you get when you stick a pair of scissors in a four year old? an erection.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" And nothing happened.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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