Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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Is this a chair?

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Women's rights.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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