Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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poop.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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the your face joke

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