God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Get off my porch.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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