What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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