Latvia isn't a joke

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? A family friend paying a visit.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Why didn't the Asian student ask for a calculator? Because he was busy washing the dishes and thought a calculator would be completely inappropriate for the situation at hand.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Mrs. Welsh

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LIKE THIS!

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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