Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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