Melbourne Football Club.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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women's rights

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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Anti Joke

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