Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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What did I do last night?work

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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hey you like pizza? whatever...

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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Christianity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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