Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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What animal is green and eats rocks? The green rockeater

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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