A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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