Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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French people

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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