There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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