How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

what goes woof ? A dog.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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