Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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your moms my other ride

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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a man is running away

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Dani barton= lovely

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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