Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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