What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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hi michael

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Anti Joke

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