- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

William Raines.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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