Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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woman..parallel parking

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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