- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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