Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Women's rights

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George Bush.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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