- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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