what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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