So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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Anti Joke

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