A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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make me a sandwich!

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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