What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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