What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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how do you make a plumber cry you kill his family

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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What do you call a black man hanging from a tree? Breakfast

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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