Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A murderer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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