Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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The WNBA.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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George Bush.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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