- Anti Joke

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

XD Jackass.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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