A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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yolo your orange looks orange

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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i found waldo.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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