What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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copy me and i will kill you

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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general tso's broccoli

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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