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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Irreversibly damage her vital organs to the point where she loses consciousness and will never wake again.

Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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