Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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say it ten times fast: oh

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