What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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