Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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