Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Reading the same holocaust anti-jokes for the third time. Well the holocaust is worse, but that's not the point.

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This is a joke setup.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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religion.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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ure mama's so fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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