Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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My children are mistakes

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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