An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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the asian kid gets an F

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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