haha, you're an orphan

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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You sick fiend

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A black person dies.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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I'm Jewish

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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