Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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