what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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they told me not to write here but i did

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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