I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Anti Joke

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