why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Bumsniffer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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