How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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one day i went to bed

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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