You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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hi bye

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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