What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

Dislike this, and I kill myself.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

the holocaust

Knock Knock! Whos There? Interupting black lady! Interupti. MMMMHHHHMMMM!!!!

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Horse with a chair on his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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