How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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