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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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