"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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