What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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What did one duck say to the other? Quack.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Your Mom is so fat... Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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A duck walks into a bar and is quickly shooed away because it is unsanitary to have a duck in a bar.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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