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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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