Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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