What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What do you get when you cross an alligator and a kangaroo? Nothing. An alligator is a reptile and a kangaroo is a mammal, therefore it is impossible for them to breed.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Women's rights

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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they're dead. idiot.

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Yo Mamma

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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The WNBA

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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