A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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