- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

a guy had 6 fingers& every1 called him john.y????? bcaz his name was john

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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