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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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