whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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666

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Anti Joke

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