- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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