- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Patriarchy.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

yeah..

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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