Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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