Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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