What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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Top Gear USA

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Anti Joke

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