How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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