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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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what time is it? 3:16

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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