How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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