The 13th Amendment...

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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my names jim haha

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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