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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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The cow went moo

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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