Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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