What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Womens rights.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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anus

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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