whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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