How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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punchline below punchline above

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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