Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

A Banana wrote this...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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