Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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