Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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I pooped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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Sarah Palin

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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