Ancient Greeks rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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So I was walking down the road today

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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