Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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equality for women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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