Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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i am and me is i

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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blubber vaginass CC

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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