How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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