How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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I <3 Hitler

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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He walked in a bar

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Go away.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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