- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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