What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

why did the boy fall down? he was shot

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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