- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and have a conversation and eventually they leave.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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