Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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