Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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why girl die cancer

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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