Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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what is orange? an orange

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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