Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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