Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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the WNBA

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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