A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a trick question: feminists can't change anything.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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