Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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A fish walks into a bar

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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