what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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