- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

Grandma walked into the kitchen...

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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