Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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