Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Get in the car.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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