- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

Test

What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

An Asian child flunks a test.

Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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