- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

i hate anti-jokes ;)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

What's brown and sticky? A penis.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

An Asian child flunks a test.

A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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