- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

Where does a homeless person live? No where

It’s dead.

How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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