Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

It’s dead.

"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

what is brown and shaped like a tree?

What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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