An Asian child flunks a test.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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Anti Joke

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