what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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