A woman's opinion

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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