Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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A woman's opinion

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obamas trench

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Test

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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