A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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