Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Fags are gay.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Bob fell off his roof.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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