Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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