What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Why is your face? Because.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Paige

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Hi

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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