What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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