Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

Jews...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

Anti Joke

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