Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Jews...

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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