A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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You copy and paster!

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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