Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Apple.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

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