Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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Fags are gay.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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