Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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A man walking on a beach looks into the surf and sees a beautiful oil lamp floating to shore. Wondering who in the heck uses oil lamps anymore, he picks it up, sees a bit of crust on the side, and rubs it clean. Just then a burst of smoke comes out of the lamp, and a genie floats out and stands before the man. "Oh master, thank you for releasing me from the lamp. In thanks, I grant to you one wish. Anything you ask for, it will be true," said the genie. "One wish? What happened to three," asked the man. "Dude, don't push it. We're in a recession. So what's your wish?" "OK. OK. I ... I... I WISH I WAS RICH!" screamed the man. The genie folded his arms, blinked twice, scratched his nose, nodded his head, and spun in a circle twice. "And it is SO!" he cried out. The man looked at himself, looked at the genie, but nothing seemed to have changed. "WTF, genie. Am I rich?" The genie replied, "Well no. You said, 'I wish I was rich.' I made you rich... ten years ago. You were rich. Now you're not. You used the indicative mood 'was.' If you wanted it to become true now in the present, you should have used the subjunctive mood 'were.'"

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Dont look at me.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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