- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

You're a wizard Harry! I am?

HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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