What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Yo mama is so fat!

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Anti Joke

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