The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Women's rights.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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A woman's opinion

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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You copy and paster!

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Anti Joke

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