Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Paige

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Yo momma is SO black.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Hello penis

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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