why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Why is your face? Because.

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It’s dead.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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