Racial Equality.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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