your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Racial Equality.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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