What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

knock knock whos there not me

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

Hi

Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

Hello penis

This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

What's white and sticky? Glue.

Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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