your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Barack Obama.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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