- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

Get me a sandwich, bitch

Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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