Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Hello penis

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Poop

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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