What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Hi

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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