Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Racial Equality.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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