What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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It’s dead.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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