What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Racial Equality.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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