Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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