What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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