Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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