What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Racial Equality.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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