got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Barack Obama.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Anti Joke

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