Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Barack Obama.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Hello penis

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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