What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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