An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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