What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Anti Joke

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