Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Hi

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Hello penis

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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