An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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