what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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