A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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agp

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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