What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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