What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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lol

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agp

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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