A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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9/11

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Hi

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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