Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Hello penis

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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