I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Barack Obama.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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