what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Hello penis

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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