Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Poop

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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