A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Barack Obama.

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