Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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