Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Anti Joke

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