Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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9/11

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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