Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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