Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Hello penis

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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