What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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