Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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