Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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