What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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lol

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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agp

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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