A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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