What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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knock knock whos there not me

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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