What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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