Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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