In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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9/11

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Jews.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Anti Joke

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