- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

Once upon a time, your face.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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