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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Jews.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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