Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Hello penis

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agp

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