A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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