Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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