An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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yeah..

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Racial Equality.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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