Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Racial Equality.

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Barack Obama.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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