Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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9/11

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Anti Joke

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