What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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