- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

Barack Obama.

Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

Grandma walked into the kitchen...

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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