Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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agp

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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obamas trench

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Barack Obama.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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