What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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