What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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yeah..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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