Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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agp

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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