what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Racial Equality.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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lol

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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obamas trench

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Anti Joke

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