What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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agp

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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