Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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wat?

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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obamas trench

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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