Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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