Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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lol

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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agp

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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