My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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yeah..

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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9/11

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Barack Obama.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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