What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Hello penis

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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