What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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