Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Women's rights.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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