the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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who drinks pee? katness

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Hello penis

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Jews.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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