Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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9/11

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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agp

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Barack Obama.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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