ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Barack Obama.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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yeah..

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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9/11

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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