Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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