what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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obamas trench

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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It’s dead.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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banana

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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