Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Barack Obama.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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