Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Hello penis

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Hi

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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9/11

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