- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

Grandma walked into the kitchen...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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