Jews.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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wat?

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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