A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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