- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, your face.

Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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