What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Anti Joke

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