Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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yeah..

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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