Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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