Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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