Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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why did the man die? because he died.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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9/11

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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