What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Anti Joke

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