what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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lol

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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obamas trench

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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