What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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obamas trench

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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