What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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