- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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