How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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a man died

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Racial Equality.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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obamas trench

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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