Hello penis

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Barack Obama.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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