Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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agp

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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