ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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