How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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