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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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obamas trench

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Racial Equality.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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