Poop

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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