What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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yeah..

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Racial Equality.

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9/11

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Barack Obama.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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