What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Poop

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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