Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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