*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Hello penis

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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