Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Racial Equality.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Hi

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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wat?

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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