Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Barack Obama.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Hello penis

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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