A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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obamas trench

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Racial Equality.

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Hi

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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wat?

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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