What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Anti Joke

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