Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Hello penis

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Women's rights.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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obamas trench

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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