- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

What's brown and sticky? A penis.

What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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