What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Hello penis

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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