If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Racial Equality.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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