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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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