Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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