Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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9/11

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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