What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Anti Joke

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