A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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