what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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9/11

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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