- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

why did the man die? because he died.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Grandma walked into the kitchen...

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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