What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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