Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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lol

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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agp

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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