- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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