ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Barack Obama.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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