what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Hello penis

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Barack Obama.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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