What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Hi

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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lol

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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obamas trench

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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