Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Hello penis

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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