- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

Grandma walked into the kitchen...

What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

yeah..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

wat?

What's brown and sticky? A penis.

what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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