Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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9/11

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lol

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Barack Obama.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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