People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Hello penis

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Women's rights.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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