Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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