Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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9/11

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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