what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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