This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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