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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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agp

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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