Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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