why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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