Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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