Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Poop

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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agp

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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lol

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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