what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Hi

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Anti Joke

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