what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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