One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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lol

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Hi

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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