what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Hello penis

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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