How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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why did the man die? because he died.

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agp

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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hi

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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