Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Poop

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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knock knock whos there not me

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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9/11

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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