Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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knock knock whos there not me

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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