i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

Barack Obama.

ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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