Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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