Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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lol

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agp

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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