Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Once upon a time, your face.

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