What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Hello penis

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Barack Obama.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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