Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Barack Obama.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Anti Joke

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