What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Anti Joke

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