What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Hello penis

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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agp

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Hi

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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