What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

Get me a sandwich, bitch

You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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