A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

2 women were sitting quietly.

What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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