your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

Get me a sandwich, bitch

Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

2 women were sitting quietly.

What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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