I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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agp

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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