Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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