Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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