- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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knock knock whos there not me

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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