How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

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