ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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