how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Jews.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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