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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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lol

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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yeah..

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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who drinks pee? katness

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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