How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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yeah..

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Poop

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lol

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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