A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Jews.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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