whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Hello penis

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Jews.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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a man died

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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