Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Hello penis

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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9/11

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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agp

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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