What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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