i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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9/11

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lol

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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agp

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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