what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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wat?

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Jews.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Poop

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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