How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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lol

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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