Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Anti Joke

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