Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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