How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Barack Obama.

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agp

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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9/11

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a man died

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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