What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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who drinks pee? katness

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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