your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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yeah..

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who drinks pee? katness

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Poop

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Hi

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lol

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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