A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Jews.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Racial Equality.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Hello penis

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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British Dentistry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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