Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Hello penis

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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9/11

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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9/11

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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