A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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