what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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British Dentistry

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Jews.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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