I'm so hungry I could eat food

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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who drinks pee? katness

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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