whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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hi

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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yeah..

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Anti Joke

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