What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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lol

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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who drinks pee? katness

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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