what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Barack Obama.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Hi

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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