what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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