What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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lol

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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