How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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a man died

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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wat?

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Hello penis

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Hi

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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