Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Hello penis

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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