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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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