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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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