Jews.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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a man died

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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who drinks pee? katness

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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wat?

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Hello penis

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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