Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Poop

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9/11

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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