What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Poop

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lol

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Hello penis

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hi

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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