what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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who drinks pee? katness

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Barack Obama.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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agp

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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9/11

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a man died

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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