a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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