- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

Get me a sandwich, bitch

What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

knock knock whos there not me

Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

Once upon a time, your face.

Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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