How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Poop

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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