- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

I'm so hungry I could eat food

roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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