I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Jews.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Anti Joke

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