A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Yo momma is SO black.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Racial Equality.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Hello penis

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Jews.

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British Dentistry

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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who drinks pee? katness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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