What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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