What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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wat?

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Jews.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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