what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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agp

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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