A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Hello penis

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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9/11

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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agp

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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