A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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9/11

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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