Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

why did the man die? because he died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

Jews.

What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

Racial Equality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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