What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Poop

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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yeah..

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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