There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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