- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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