Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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