Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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