What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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9/11

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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