I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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