What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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