You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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knock knock whos there not me

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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