Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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