You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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a man died

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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wat?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Jews.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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