Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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knock knock whos there not me

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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9/11

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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