Women's rights.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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a man died

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Jews.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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