Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Poop

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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lol

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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