What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Barack Obama.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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wat?

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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