- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Two girls are sitting quietly.

Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

Grandma walked into the kitchen...

a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

what do you call a man in a hole Fill

An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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