It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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9/11

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lol

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Anti Joke

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