a man died

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Racial Equality.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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lol

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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