How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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