What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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knock knock whos there not me

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Anti Joke

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