What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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9/11

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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