You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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wat?

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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lol

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

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