what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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