Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Hello penis

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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