Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Hello penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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