I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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9/11

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agp

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Hi

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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