who drinks pee? katness

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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a man died

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Hi

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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lol

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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