When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Racial Equality.

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Hello penis

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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