Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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who drinks pee? katness

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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agp

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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