A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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yeah..

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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