finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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lol

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Barack Obama.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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agp

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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a man died

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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why did the man die? because he died.

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