Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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