A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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9/11

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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agp

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

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