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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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