finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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