Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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who drinks pee? katness

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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