What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Anti Joke

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