What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Anti Joke

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