What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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