So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Hello penis

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