Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Hi

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Hello penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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