No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Hello penis

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Hi

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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