Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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