What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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