Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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