It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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lol

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Hi

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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