Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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