What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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