what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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British Dentistry

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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a man died

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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