a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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