Once upon a time, your face.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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