A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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9/11

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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why did the man die? because he died.

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agp

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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a man died

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Racial Equality.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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