Hello penis

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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agp

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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