A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Poop

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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