Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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