A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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yeah..

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Hello penis

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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