Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

What's white and sticky? Glue.

I'm so hungry I could eat food

i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

Grandma walked into the kitchen...

BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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