Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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wat?

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Hello penis

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Barack Obama.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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