Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

2 women were sitting quietly.

I'm so hungry I could eat food

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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