Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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