Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Poop

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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agp

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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lol

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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