What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Hello penis

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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