A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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