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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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yeah..

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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