A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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why did the man die? because he died.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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