*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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lol

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Anti Joke

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