What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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