- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

a man died

what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

9/11

A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

why did the man die? because he died.

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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