Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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agp

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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