- Anti Joke

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

whats brown and smells like shit shit

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.