- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Wats a joke?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

The weels on the bus go...flat

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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