- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Are you a human?

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Justin Beiber

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Knock knock. Death.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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