An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

save water shower with friends

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

i love huge wieners.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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