What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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