how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Women's rights.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

whats 2+2? 4

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

Farts smell bad!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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