- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Knock knock. Death.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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