Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

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