A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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No it isn't.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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Hippopatomous!

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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