how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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¿melano?

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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