- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

What did the clock say? The time.

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I like to eat people

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

asian, do math

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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