Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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I like to eat people

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Are you a human?

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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hi

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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