- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

What's wrong with woman Everything

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

What looks like a dick? A penis

Wheelchair high jump

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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