- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Dani barton from bob chuckles

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

God bless America, and no where else.

the real mccoy

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

What is 2+2? 4!

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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