- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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