What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Video Games

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Women's Rights.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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I like to eat people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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