- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Your time.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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