Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Poop

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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Who has downs this joke

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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