- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Civil Rights.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

The weels on the bus go...flat

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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