- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

What's 9+10=? 19

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your time.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

JEWS

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

womens rights to vote

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