What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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guess what chicken butt

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Your time.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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