a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Yo mamas so fat.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

womens rights to vote

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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