If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Nothing yet CC

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Hi.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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