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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Who is a knob? ross d

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

I am on a escalator.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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