- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

what colour is a frog green you idiot

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

I'm banging your sister.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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