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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

whats brown and smells like shit shit

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Civil Rights.