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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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