what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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marshal sterio had sex

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Watch your lips.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Where's my tractor?

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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