A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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Dani barton= lovely

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Sonic

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Dancing Potatoe!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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