Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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I hate blackniggers

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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