http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Women's Rights.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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haha, you're an orphan

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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