Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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PUDDING

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Alex Eggbert

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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