A black man didn't walk into a bar

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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Potato

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A black guy with his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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