Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Nothing yet CC

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Anti Joke

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