A baby seal walks into a club...

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Women's Rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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