Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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fack me!

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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( o Y o )

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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PENlS.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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