Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Sorry boss

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