- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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