Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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A child with cancer grows up.

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No. Yes.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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asian drivers.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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