What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What's 9+10=? 19

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

Anti Joke

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