What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Which one is hardest?

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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marshal sterio had sex

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Watch your lips.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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