What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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