What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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drake

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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DOWN

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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ugh good riddance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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