Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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who is awesome? no one...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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