- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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