Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Women's Rights.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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