What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

Reed is poopin

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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