- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

i love huge wieners.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

a man walks into horse bar

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Farts smell bad!

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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