- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Wade's the father

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Dani barton from bob chuckles

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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