There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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knock, knock. come in.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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