What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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