Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

i love huge wieners.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

How did the girl die? 25.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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