- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Women's rights.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

i love huge wieners.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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