your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

womens rights to vote

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

A baby seal walks into a club...

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

My butt!!!!!!!!

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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