- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

i love huge wieners.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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