What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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mc hammers income.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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haha.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Anti Joke

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