- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

So a black man hails a taxi...

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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