- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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