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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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