What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Dancing Potatoe!

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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