- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

A blind man walks into a bar

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

Potato.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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