Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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Welcome To Facebook

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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