- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

this sentence will not monkey banana pie

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

I'm banging your sister.

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