roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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