Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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Good boy

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Alt F4

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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the real mccoy

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Black People.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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