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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Amputations.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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