Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

fack me!

hey

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

A child with cancer grows up.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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