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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Women's Rights.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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haha, you're an orphan

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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