- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What's 9+10=? 19

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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