- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

marshal sterio had sex

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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