3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

So a black man hails a taxi...

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

How did th-A fridge.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

whats 2+2? 4

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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