What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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womens rights to vote

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Your time.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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