What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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