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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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