A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Sorry boss

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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24!

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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