Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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whats 2+2? 4

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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