- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

How much did the Holla Cost?

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

So a black man hails a taxi...

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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