Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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