How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Ouch.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

the jokes are repetitive on this site

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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