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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

whats brown and smells like shit shit

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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