- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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