- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Alex Eggbert

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Wats a joke?

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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