Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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24!

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^that joke's not funny

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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you will now laugh.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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baby loves lalma

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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