Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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