- Anti Joke

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

I had sex. Just kidding.