what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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marshal sterio had sex

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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