Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

knock, knock. come in.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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