- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

i love huge wieners.

Women's rights.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

What number comes after 29? 30.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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