- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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