Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Canada

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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