A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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whats brown? poop.

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Wheelchair high jump

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Why did I get raped

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Anti Joke

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