- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

guess what chicken butt

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

knock, knock. come in.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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