- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Romney 2012

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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