- Anti Joke

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.