Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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i'm not gay

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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