- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Women's rights.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

whats 2+2? 4

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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