- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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