Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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