What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Dislike this

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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minecraft

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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