Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

poop

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

i'm not gay

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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