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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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