- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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