Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Video Games

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I like to eat people

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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