What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

A child with cancer grows up.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did i fall? i got pushed!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

asian drivers.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

feces

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