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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

fack me!

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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