What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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NASCAR

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Wheelchair high jump

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Why did I get raped

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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