Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

I tell an anti joke!.

Women's rights

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

How did th-A fridge.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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