- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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a man walks into horse bar

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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