Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Are you a human?

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Republicans

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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