b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

thumb_up thumb_down +69

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

thumb_up thumb_down +55

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

thumb_up thumb_down +53

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

thumb_up thumb_down +39

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

thumb_up thumb_down +39

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops