- Anti Joke

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).