Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Where's my tractor?

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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