- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

this sentence will not monkey banana pie

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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