- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl die? 25.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

A child with cancer grows up.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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