if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Potato

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Ouch.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

Anti Joke

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