100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

i love huge wieners.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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