roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

I like to eat people

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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