- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Girls Basketball.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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