how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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