- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Matty B

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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