roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

why am i on this site? cause its funny

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Are you a human?

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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