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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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