- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

osama bin ladens hiding spot

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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