Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Farts smell bad!

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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Anti Joke

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