- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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