My mom caught me masturbating.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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