I tell an anti joke!.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

A russian gives away vodka.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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