Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Your time.

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Anti Joke

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