Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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why?

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...NO.

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Blarg

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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