what's red and blue? your heart

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

What's better than sex? Nothing

If you are my friend like it!

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Which one is hardest?

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

haha, you're an orphan

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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