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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

a man walks into horse bar

whats 2+2? 4

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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