hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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motley crew

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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