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How did th-A fridge.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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