- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

So. The gays. ...

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Republicans

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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