Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Stop being a centipede

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

minecraft

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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