How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Hippopatomous!

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Sonic

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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black people

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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