- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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