What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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The Irish man was sober.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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