- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

So. The gays. ...

What's funnier than poop? More poop

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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