- Anti Joke

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

I like to eat people

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!