- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Nothing yet CC

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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