What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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ugh good riddance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Your mother is a man.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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