Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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black people

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Fear in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He said to himself, there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's Magical Basement. Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Anti Joke

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