Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Dani barton= lovely

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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WNBA

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Sonic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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