How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Knock knock. Death.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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