Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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