what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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i love huge wieners.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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