Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Romney 2012

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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i love huge wieners.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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