A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Sorry boss

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Women's Rights.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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