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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

Which one is hardest?

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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