What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Republicans

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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