- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

womens rights to vote

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Yo mamas so fat.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Are you a human?

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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