- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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A child with cancer grows up.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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