- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

What did the clock say? The time.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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