Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

I'm a like whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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