What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Hippopatomous!

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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