A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Garry Glitters on here

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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LOL May Wong

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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