Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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ballsack

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hello

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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I'm a like whore

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the real mccoy

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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who is awesome? no one...

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Anti Joke

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