- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Are you a human?

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

I like to eat people

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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