Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti-joke.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Knock knock. Death.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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