- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Farts smell bad!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What number comes after 29? 30.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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