whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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Blarg

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Video Games

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