What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Your time.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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