- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

I'm off to my tank guys!

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Dancing Potatoe!

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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