- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

Knock Knock. Come in.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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