Dislike this

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

minecraft

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

thumb_up thumb_down +14

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

thumb_up thumb_down +12

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops