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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

whats 2+2? 4

a man walks into horse bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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