What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Yo daddy!

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Facebook...

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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hi

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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