- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Penis

I'm banging your sister.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

How did th-A fridge.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

I am on a escalator.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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