A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Which one is hardest?

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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marshal sterio had sex

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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