What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

i love huge wieners.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

a man walks into horse bar

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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