A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

How did the girl die? 25.

Knock Knock Come in

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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A child with cancer grows up.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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