what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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knock knock go away ok

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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marshal sterio had sex

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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