- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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