You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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LOL May Wong

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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So. The gays. ...

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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