What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

My name is never spelt right so its all good

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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