- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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