Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Video Games

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Anti Joke

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