- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

A blind man walks into a bar

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Potato.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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