without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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