- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Justin Beiber

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

I like to eat people

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??