Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Spread the net.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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the real mccoy

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since when?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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