- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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