There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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this is a joke

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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