what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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fack me!

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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So. The gays. ...

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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