- Anti Joke

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

Your time.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Blarg

A woman should not be in the kitchen.