There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Women's rights.

i love huge wieners.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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