White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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hey

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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fack me!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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A child with cancer grows up.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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