- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

I hate blackniggers

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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