- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What's 9+10=? 19

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