- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

Christopher Walken to a bar.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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