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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

hi

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Dani barton= lovely

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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