The Irish man was sober.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Anti Joke

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