Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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black people

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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