- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

this sentence will not monkey banana pie

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

Women's Rights.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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