- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Farts smell bad!

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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