I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

knock, knock. come in.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

A baby seal walks into a club...

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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