A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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