roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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