What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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