whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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