what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Dancing Potatoe!

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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