what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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