What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

verry nice how mUCH?

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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