A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Obama

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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