- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

What did the fish say? Moo

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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