- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What did the clock say? The time.

PUDDING

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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