- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

guess what? chicken butt.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

Women's sports

I'm banging your sister.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Knock Knock. Come in.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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