what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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