An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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I like pom

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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