Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Doorbell salesman.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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