. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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What's better than sex? Nothing

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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