Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

I like to eat people

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

motley crew

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Civil Rights.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

WNBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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