What's red and u drink it Koolaid

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

why did i fall? i got pushed!

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

Take my wife- to the store.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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