- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

The penn state football administration

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

What did the clock say? The time.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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