- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

Garry Glitters on here

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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