- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

The penn state football administration

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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