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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

No it isn't.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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