- Anti Joke

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.