Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What number comes after 29? 30.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Bloody kids ...

Farts smell bad!

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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