- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

womens rights to vote

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

JEWS

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Your time.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

no

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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