Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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general tso's broccoli

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Anti-joke.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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