If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Women's Rights.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

I like pom

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