- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Where do babies come from? My garage

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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