why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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Hippopatomous!

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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