What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

ugh good riddance

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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