At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Anti Joke

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