There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Penis

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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