A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Knock Knock. Come in.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Hearpin my durp

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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