- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

What number comes after 29? 30.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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