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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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feces

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knock, knock. come in.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Your time.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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