what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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my mom raped yerr foot

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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