- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

I have a crush on my dad.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have two hands. Some people dont.

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