How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Hi Shelby!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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fack me!

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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