- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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