- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Knock Knock No one answers....

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

guess what? chicken butt.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How did the girl die? 25.

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