- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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