What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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ballsack

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Reed is poopin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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