- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

guess what chicken butt

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Hi.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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