Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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I'm a like whore

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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