- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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