A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Toaster

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Why did I get raped

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