- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

What is long and black The unemployment line

A pedophile walks into a daycare

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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