Your time.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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