- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Matt Damon

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??