Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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I like to eat people

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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