What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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