What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

Black People.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

kyle dosnt eat dick...

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

This is not a joke.

who farted your mother

what's red and blue? your heart

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

If you are my friend like it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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