Period Blood

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

Yo mamas so fat.

Your time.

womens rights to vote

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Are you a human?

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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