Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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i'm not gay

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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T-Dog scare me

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Alt F4

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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NASCAR

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Anti Joke

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