What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Dubstep < Music

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

what's red and blue? your heart

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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