Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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