- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Knock knock Come In.......

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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