Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Nothing yet CC

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

Betty Whites ALIVE?

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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