- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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