- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Women's Rights.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Alex Eggbert

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Knock knock Come In.......

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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