Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Women's Rights.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Vagina ass.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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