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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

whats 2+2? 4

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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