- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Yes.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH goes crazy and shoots himself

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

my mom raped yerr foot

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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