Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Society.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Yes.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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