Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

The weels on the bus go...flat

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Hippopatomous!

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

black people

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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