- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes. Just Yes.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

women's rights.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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