- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Blarg

My butt!!!!!!!!

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Vagina ass.

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