What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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Sorry boss

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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