- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

1+1 =? Too

women's rights.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

Black people. They are so kind.

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