A blind man walks into a bar

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Potato.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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