Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Blind people can't read this.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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W.N.B.A.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Anti Joke

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