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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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