- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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