How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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