- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

Hi my name is Jim

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

I saw a shovel once.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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