- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

wanna hear a joke? not really

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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