- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

I can Nazi

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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