Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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