- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

i love huge wieners.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

How did the girl die? 25.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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