why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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want a balloon? yeah

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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My butt!!!!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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I'm banging your sister.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Potato.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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