What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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You should never talk to strangers.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Wheelchair high jump

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Black People.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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