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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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