- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What did the clock say? The time.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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