What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

i love huge wieners.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

How did the girl die? 25.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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