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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

A russian gives away vodka.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Women's rights.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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