Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Do you know what they say? Words

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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What's a small person? A midget

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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