- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

Republicans

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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