can i have a cookie no diabeto!

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

space is fun

Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Wheelchair high jump

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

what's red and blue? your heart

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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