3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

I'm banging your sister.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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