Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

women playing football?

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Women's Rights.

MICHAEL

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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