- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

I have a crush on my dad.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

I had sex. Just kidding.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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