Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Get in the Batmobile.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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