- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

God bless America, and no where else.

What's wrong with woman Everything

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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