- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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