hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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