- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Hi my name is Jim

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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