I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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fabien

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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