(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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...NO.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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why?

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Facebook...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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