Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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