Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Cancer.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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