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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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