- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

How did the girl die? 25.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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