- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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