Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Obama

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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