Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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