What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Hashtag

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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minecraft

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Your mother is a man.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Weiner

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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2 women were sitting quietly

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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