How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Hearpin my durp

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Knock Knock. Come in.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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