- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Women's rights

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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