Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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1+1 =? Too

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Anti Joke

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