- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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