- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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What number comes after 29? 30.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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