- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Watch your lips.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Where's my tractor?

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

An Asian walks out of the library.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??