- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Obama

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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