- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

haha, you're an orphan

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Society.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Yes.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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