- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

What is long and black The unemployment line

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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