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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Take my wife- to the store.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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