- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

A pedophile walks into a daycare

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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