Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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black people

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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