- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Garry Glitters on here

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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