what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Girls

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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hello

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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I saw a shovel once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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