An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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PENlS.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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