You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Society.

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