- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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