Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Girls Basketball.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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