Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

I can Nazi

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Comedy.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Nothing yet CC

A. Hey.. B. Hi

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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