- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

fack me!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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