- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Knock Knock Come in

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

whats 2+2? 4

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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