What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Penis.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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My butt!!!!

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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69

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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