- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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