Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Why? Because!

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Video Games

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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