- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

Do you know what they say? Words

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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