What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Civil Rights.

I'm gay. No homo.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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