as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

verry nice how mUCH?

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Garry Glitters on here

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

LOL May Wong

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Anti Joke

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