What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Video Games

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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