Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Farts smell bad!

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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A child with cancer grows up.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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