What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

Black People.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

man boobs

dislike this...please.

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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