- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Women's rights

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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