What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Potato

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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