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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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