- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Republicans

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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