What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

My butt!!!!!!!!

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Anti-joke.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

Republicans

Blarg

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Yo mamas so fat.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

Black people. They are so kind.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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