Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Dubstep < Music

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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