How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Dani barton= lovely

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WNBA

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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