- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

I hate blackniggers

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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