Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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Nothing yet CC

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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