- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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