- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Comedy.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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