sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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hi. thats what she said.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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