- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

Women's Rights.

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

Ms. Smoot's class

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??