Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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:O + :P = 69

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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