- Anti Joke

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11