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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Civil Rights.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

9/11/2001

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Dancing Potatoe!

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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