Dani barton from bob chuckles

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

God bless America, and no where else.

the real mccoy

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Anti Joke

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