Why did I get raped

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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This is not a joke.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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Which one is hardest?

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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