- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

joe diragi makes paul look straight

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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