What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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Who has downs this joke

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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