why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

YOLO MAH BROLO

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Who is a knob? ross d

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

whats 2+2? 4

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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