Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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This one sucks!

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Why did I get raped

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Anti Joke

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