Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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