- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What number comes after 29? 30.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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