How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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