Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

So a black man hails a taxi...

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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