Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Women's Rights.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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haha, you're an orphan

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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