Thanks

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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So. The gays. ...

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Nice weather we're having.

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68 :)

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LOL May Wong

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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