- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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