Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

What number comes after 29? 30.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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