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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

I'm gay. No homo.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

¿melano?

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Civil Rights.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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