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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Alex Eggbert

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

womens rights

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Alex Eggbert

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

womens rights

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Alex Eggbert

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon