- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Vagina ass.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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