What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

I'm a like whore

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

ballsack

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

hello

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...