- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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