A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Women.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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How did th-A fridge.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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