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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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