What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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What's 9+10=? 19

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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