what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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