How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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( o Y o )

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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PENlS.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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A black guy with his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Anti Joke

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