Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

I have a crush on my dad.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Sonic

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Dani barton= lovely

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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