- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Hearpin my durp

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Women's rights.

i love huge wieners.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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