- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

What's 9+10=? 19

Betty Whites ALIVE?

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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