- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

whats 2+2? 4

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What number comes after 29? 30.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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