What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Women.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

A child with cancer grows up.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

PENlS.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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