What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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