- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Civil Rights.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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