- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Dear Board of education, so are we.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Take my wife- to the store.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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