- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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Matt Damon

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

What is big and white, not the moon CC

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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