P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

Yo daddy!

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

What is the difference between a duck?

I know a black girl named beyonca.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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