What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

marshal sterio had sex

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

I'm banging your sister.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Where's my tractor?

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

I tell an anti joke!.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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