- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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