What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Anti-joke.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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