Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Potato.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Hearpin my durp

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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